jakethasnake
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Well what can I say? 
You're not giving anyone enough to work with here.
You're not giving anyone enough to work with here.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
turning make-out into sex
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
smoke city
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this girl who says she's going to make out with you is pulling yr chain. If she wanted to, she would work it out so that you're alone and both drunk. trust me. forget this one and work on the GAME.
humiliator
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Ya, I'm thinking this opportunity is pretty much f*cked. If she doesn't keep up to her agreement, I'll have a much lower opinion of her because of the principle of it.Originally posted by smoke city
this girl who says she's going to make out with you is pulling yr chain. If she wanted to, she would work it out so that you're alone and both drunk. trust me. forget this one and work on the GAME.
If it does happen though, and I can turn it into sex, it will be damn proud of myself to pull that off after having been pretty close friends with her for quite some time.
As for giving you guys more to work with, I don't think there's much I can say. My original question was how to turn the making out into sex, and that's been answered. Now the problem is getting the make out session to occur. I don't know how much you guys can help with that. We see each other in a group setting pretty much every weekend, so I'll just have to play it cool like the make out session doesn't matter much to me, and work the kino well when the mood is right.
I also see her on Mondays for lunch because our class schedules work out that way. I would think that talking about other girls I've hit on or been on dates with would be a good idea, but that's something we talk about a lot anyway.
Chris Gamble
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why are you "making agreements" on a date to make out? that is ridiculous, as said before, if she wanted to make out/whatever with you she could certainly find the time. NEXT!
Smoothaswetsoap
Don Juan
Stop treating the woman like a piece of meat and you might get some.Originally posted by humiliator
If it does happen though, and I can turn it into sex, it will be damn proud of myself to pull that off after having been pretty close friends with her for quite some time.
"Hey, I'll make out with you next wednesday, and we'll **** on friday night, OK?"
How the FVCK do you make agreements on when to make out?.........
I've never heard of it.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
This reminds me of some small college in Ohio during the early or middle 90's that instituted a "kiss contract", to try to curb date rape.
Here it was honest to go truth a contract that the guy and girl would sign to allow them to kiss. I would love to see that damn thing on the internet sometime for a laugh or two. Maybe you could show that too her to get her in the mood.
Here it was honest to go truth a contract that the guy and girl would sign to allow them to kiss. I would love to see that damn thing on the internet sometime for a laugh or two. Maybe you could show that too her to get her in the mood.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
This is completely f*cked. Humiliator, you're approaching this like it's a lab experiment. Get a clue.
Worst of all I can't believe anyone is catering to this f*cking retard. You don't sit there and openly talk about this sh*t, make appointments for it, discuss the possibility of having sex with her and your other friends in the group.
Are you a retard?
Worst of all I can't believe anyone is catering to this f*cking retard. You don't sit there and openly talk about this sh*t, make appointments for it, discuss the possibility of having sex with her and your other friends in the group.
Are you a retard?