Trying to date a stripper at a strip club. I need help.

[MasterYoda]

Hi all

As you all probably know by now I live in the UK and lately I have been trying to land this stripper at a club in London. Her name is Anna shes is 24 and I have never talked to her before. I was wondering if you guys could help me or give me some tips if you have dated a stripper before. Any ammo you have on openers, negs, etc that I can use on this chick is well appreciated (especially if you have used it before). I really like this chick alot (we are talking Pornstar big boobs and big ass looking woman).

I know I have alot of things working against me. I am not rich(I am a student in Uni so I am barely making it). I am average looking. And physique needs alittle improving. These some of my insecurites but I would still like to get with this chick.

I know going out with a strippers has is pros and cons but I don't care because I just want to land her.

Any help that you have will help alot.

Cheers

YODA.

 

[Unregistered]

As you all probably know by now I live in the UK and lately I have been trying to land this stripper at a club in London. Her name is Anna shes is 24 and I have never talked to her before.

I don't understand. How have you been trying to land this stripper without talking to her? Do you just get lap dances and try to convey your desire with your erection?

 

[librito]

atention newbies,,,,,,,,,,,
this is a perfect example of ONEITIS....
try to avoid this mistake as much as possible.

 

[Leah]

This post is tragic. Seriously. She doesn't look at you as a partner. If she liked you, she'd come get you.

 

[MasterYoda]

anyone else care to give me help?

 

[MasterYoda]

Originally posted by Unregistered
I don't understand. How have you been trying to land this stripper without talking to her? Do you just get lap dances and try to convey your desire with your erection?

No I mean I see her but I have never really approached her yet. And no I can't afford lapdances. Are you kidding me? I havent got that type of money

 

[MasterYoda]

Originally posted by Leah
This post is tragic. Seriously. She doesn't look at you as a partner. If she liked you, she'd come get you.

Not necessarily. How can you say that. She has probably never seen me before. I have to try and create attraction. If you are on the DJ board you should know this more than anyone.

 

[Bill]

Originally posted by MasterYoda
Not necessarily. How can you say that. She has probably never seen me before. I have to try and create attraction. If you are on the DJ board you should know this more than anyone.

You failed to create a rapport the second you saw her; now you're most likely infatuated with her, what we called "oneitis struck".

Forget about her, practice your approach, and the best of luck with the next one.

-Bill

 

[MasterYoda]

Originally posted by Bill
You failed to create a rapport the second you saw her; now you're most likely infatuated with her, what we called "oneitis struck".

Forget about her, practice your approach, and the best of luck with the next one.

-Bill

I have to disagree with you Bill

 

[cinephile]

Ugh not again

In general, strippers are bad news. Stay Away.

But if you insist on learning the hard way, here's how.

Isolate her buy either ofering a smoke, a drink, a dance, whatever. It does'nt matter. Then ask her for her number. It is that easy. 95% they will give it to you. When I used to date strippers, I never had one refuse me her number. Again, though, you are asking for trouble if you do.

 

[MasterYoda]

Im trying to learn to create attraction with her and how to bring her to my level

 

[MasterYoda]

Re: Ugh not again

Originally posted by cinephile
In general, strippers are bad news. Stay Away.

But if you insist on learning the hard way, here's how.

Isolate her buy either ofering a smoke, a drink, a dance, whatever. It does'nt matter. Then ask her for her number. It is that easy. 95% they will give it to you. When I used to date strippers, I never had one refuse me her number. Again, though, you are asking for trouble if you do.

What kind of trouble?

 

[OneArmDeeJay]

Anytime I see a stripper thread I think of this one

What the heck is going on here? Ex-stripper!

HAhahAHAHhaHAHA

Good stuff here LIT eats these fools up as usual hahahahaaa.

 

[soontobesuave]

this may also help in your doomed adventure to certain failure

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90258

 

[MasterYoda]

OK so no one has any advice for me. I just want to **** her not anything else.

 

[MasterYoda]

OK so no one has any advice for me. I just want to **** her not anything else.

 

[Kalel21]

For f-ing sack you need money to date a stripper. stop asking questions.

 

[BrotherAP]

Originally posted by MasterYoda
OK so no one has any advice for me. I just want to **** her not anything else.

I don't know, I've never even been to a strip club

PM Backbreaker, he seems to have experience with strippers

 

[MasterYoda]

People here make strippers sound like the worse people in the world but they are human too.

So far no ones has come out with anything useful except alot of BS

 

[Crux]

Do a search for Mystery and Hired guns. He has a whole theory on getting them.

By the way, you have oneitis.

You REALLY like her but you've never talked to her?