"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Trouble in the bar

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hey guys, long time reader, first time poster here

i was at a chic bar last night with a wingman and having a good time and then i see this smoking hot chick walk in with a guy. the guy was pretty big, like 6 foot 5 and a football player's build. but i wanted to go for the girl cause she was like a 9.5.

i wait a few minutes and they both got drinks and were standing by the bar. he put his arm around her, but i think they were just friends. so i knew from my pua stuff i needed to amog this guy, but it would be tough cause i'm not a big guy and he's huge. my friend asks me what i'm gonna do and i'm like, "watch ill show you."

so i go up to the guy and girl on the guy's side (get the guy first right?) and lean on the bar and order my drink. so while i'm waiting for my drink to come i'm like okay i better open now. so i go all out with the amog and i take my left hand slap the guy on his butt really hard and i say, "whats up sexy?"

omg guys he totally flipped out. he turned to look at me and gets all up in my face threatening me. i didn't want to fight, but i decided now is a good time to go for the girl so i say, "what's up baby?" to the girl, but she doesn't even respond!

what did i do wrong guys? i followed all the pua stuff i read and it didn't work. i just left the bar cause it was about to get crazy.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The funny thing about trolls on this site compared to other sites I go to...they'll actually sit down and write out a 3 paragraph story just to get a 2 second laugh from trolling a message board.

Why bother?
 
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