"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Treating your plates right

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Just curious for all you REAL DJs and wannabes. When you are spending time with each individual plate and have sex with them, do you give it your best? Do you try and do it like it is going to be her best ever? When finished with the copulation do you just get up and go or do you spend a little time with her holding her and cuddling some?

Thought about this last night when I was with mine. I put a little quality sex in there and held some when done. To me it would look really piss poor on your part just to hit it and run!! Any thoughts?????
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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GuanYu

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personally I never hit and run. It's poor taste and any woman worth a damn won't stand for it unless it's a lunch time quickie or something similar.
 
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The goal is to keep them as plates isn't it? If you serve it up limp and lame,she won't stay a plate
 
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Sex isn't about orgasms for women the way it is for men (yes, on average she'll prefer to have an orgasm with sex, but it's not the be all end all like it is for men). They want the closeness, and the "afterplay" (the term for cuddling and pillow talk after sex) is super important to most girls. She'll see you as classless and clueless if you just hit it and run. That's the girl equivalent to blue balls.
 
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"Plates" or "FB's"?

Plates have potential, and are treated differently (better) than FB's that have proved to have no potential and have been reduced to "functional".

Plates I'll hang around for, FB's I hit and split.

FB's are essentially plates that spin themselves in order to get laid, so there's no use in trying to spin them. Right?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I make sure I devote time to each plate, right now I have two. Hit and run are great for FB's but not plates. Between all the Hockey, MMA, work, friends keeping two happy is good enought for me.
 
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