"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Treat Her Like She Smells

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There's a girl who I normally can't resist and who usually pushes me away. But on two occasions she smelled less than pleasant. It might have been perfume I didn't like, or just body odor. Anyhow, on those nights I naturally didn't try to get close to her in any way during the course of the date. Perhaps not coincidentally on those occasions she started confessing her feelings more than ever toward the end of the night, and wanting to be close, and not wanting to leave, and texting the moment she got home.

So I'm thinking, that might be the key. If we just put a tiny bit of poop on the girls we love, they might love us back.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Best post i've read in a long time....
 
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bigneil said:
If we just put a tiny bit of poop on the girls we love, they might love us back.
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classic...:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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It's odd. Psych textbooks will tell you that physical proximity makes people like you more, and it makes sense. Experiments show it.

But I've tried what neil is suggesting when the girl isn't displaying enough interest and oddly enough it seems to work to a degree.
 
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That's some funny shıt!

Bad breath t'aint no walk in the park either. You go up to a hot chick and when she starts talking it hits you like a Mack garbage truck on a hot summer night. Fückin dıck shrivels up like a raisin, bro. So nawt sexy.
 
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Last summer a plate was telling me how great I smelled (cologne) I didn't have the balls to tell her she smelled like ass down there. Never saw her again after that.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude if I take a girl out and she smells I just may never call her again. If she can't keep her armpits in check then you know everything else is all busted up. This a stripper or something?
 
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