"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Treat Her Like She Smells

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There's a girl who I normally can't resist and who usually pushes me away. But on two occasions she smelled less than pleasant. It might have been perfume I didn't like, or just body odor. Anyhow, on those nights I naturally didn't try to get close to her in any way during the course of the date. Perhaps not coincidentally on those occasions she started confessing her feelings more than ever toward the end of the night, and wanting to be close, and not wanting to leave, and texting the moment she got home.

So I'm thinking, that might be the key. If we just put a tiny bit of poop on the girls we love, they might love us back.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Best post i've read in a long time....
 
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bigneil said:
If we just put a tiny bit of poop on the girls we love, they might love us back.
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classic...:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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It's odd. Psych textbooks will tell you that physical proximity makes people like you more, and it makes sense. Experiments show it.

But I've tried what neil is suggesting when the girl isn't displaying enough interest and oddly enough it seems to work to a degree.
 
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That's some funny shıt!

Bad breath t'aint no walk in the park either. You go up to a hot chick and when she starts talking it hits you like a Mack garbage truck on a hot summer night. Fückin dıck shrivels up like a raisin, bro. So nawt sexy.
 
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Last summer a plate was telling me how great I smelled (cologne) I didn't have the balls to tell her she smelled like ass down there. Never saw her again after that.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dude if I take a girl out and she smells I just may never call her again. If she can't keep her armpits in check then you know everything else is all busted up. This a stripper or something?
 
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