"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Treat Her Like She Smells

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There's a girl who I normally can't resist and who usually pushes me away. But on two occasions she smelled less than pleasant. It might have been perfume I didn't like, or just body odor. Anyhow, on those nights I naturally didn't try to get close to her in any way during the course of the date. Perhaps not coincidentally on those occasions she started confessing her feelings more than ever toward the end of the night, and wanting to be close, and not wanting to leave, and texting the moment she got home.

So I'm thinking, that might be the key. If we just put a tiny bit of poop on the girls we love, they might love us back.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Best post i've read in a long time....
 
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bigneil said:
If we just put a tiny bit of poop on the girls we love, they might love us back.
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classic...:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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It's odd. Psych textbooks will tell you that physical proximity makes people like you more, and it makes sense. Experiments show it.

But I've tried what neil is suggesting when the girl isn't displaying enough interest and oddly enough it seems to work to a degree.
 
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That's some funny shıt!

Bad breath t'aint no walk in the park either. You go up to a hot chick and when she starts talking it hits you like a Mack garbage truck on a hot summer night. Fückin dıck shrivels up like a raisin, bro. So nawt sexy.
 
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Last summer a plate was telling me how great I smelled (cologne) I didn't have the balls to tell her she smelled like ass down there. Never saw her again after that.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Dude if I take a girl out and she smells I just may never call her again. If she can't keep her armpits in check then you know everything else is all busted up. This a stripper or something?
 
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