"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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loonyjuice

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When I talk to my subject, sometimes, I'll ask her how she's feeling, and she'll often reply, "Oh, i've got a headache." I'm not sure what this means or why she's saying it. Most of the time she comes to me to tell me this, it's not like I'm annoying her.

She also comes out with "I'm bored, I want to do something fun", so I reply such as what would you like to do. She'll then usually reply, "Oh, I don't know. Maybe sit on the beach watching all the hunky men, in the carribean." Or "Sit drinking coffee, in a cafe, in Sorento". i.e. usually some exotic holiday destination.

Can anyone help me sort out what she's expecting me to say to these?

Thanks in anticipation.

L.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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She wants sympathy, attention, and someone to entertain her! Give her neither sympathy or attention and tell her the best you can do is take her to 'Dunkin Donuts' instead of Sorento.

Tell this ho that there are mostly skinny men in the carribean!
 

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her: i'm bored!
you: read a book.
 

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"headache" is your que to give her a neck massage. Don't ask her, just do it. Or, you can bust on her first - Tell her she sure does whine a lot! (with a smile - then give her a massage to make sure she knows you're messing with her) She'll love it.
 

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Originally posted by loonyjuice
She also comes out with "I'm bored, I want to do something fun
You only get bored if you are BORING!

If she tells you she wants to do something fun, then go do something fun. But don't sit there and talk about what you might want to do. Go do something you will both enjoy. Two bonuses here: 1 - You will be doing something fun, 2 - she will see you as a 'take charge' guy, this is a good thing to encourage.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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