"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
******** translation needed
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Hello sport . . . .hddbc11 said:Hey,first post. What is this girl trying too say about me? Here is what she said "then there is sweet john hes crazy but fun" Is this ******** or something?
Gamble . . .Ask her , and find out yrself . .:box: No surer way . .
"Crazy but fun" . . .
Tell her you think she's fat but slim . .
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
The "crazy but fun" gets me... she shoulda said "crazy AND fun." then there'd be no question that she digs you.
Give us some context, man.
And judging from the question, you may decide to give up if you meet any resistance. She may feign disinterest initially just to see what you are about, plow through that. Only take a flat-out rejection.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
all that aside, if phillip is your friend, you won't even think about getting with this girl.