Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BB is a Passport Bro Keyboard jockey who thinks he got the chops to be a lower tier chad moving on
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Selling drugs on the street will drop more panties than anything in computer information systems.
So where in the h3ll are they?
DealerMaxxing? The problem with this is getting shot by other dealers, or going on a long vacation to place where everyone's underwear has a bulge, and you don't drop your soap in the showers.
Criminal type persona men attract women. Those are one form of the 'bad boy' that women find irresistible.DealerMaxxing? The problem with this is getting shot by other dealers, or going on a long vacation to place where everyone's underwear has a bulge, and you don't drop your soap in the showers.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
They ain't where you are OP that's for sure lmfaooooSo where in the h3ll are they?