Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BB is a Passport Bro Keyboard jockey who thinks he got the chops to be a lower tier chad moving on
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Selling drugs on the street will drop more panties than anything in computer information systems.
So where in the h3ll are they?
DealerMaxxing? The problem with this is getting shot by other dealers, or going on a long vacation to place where everyone's underwear has a bulge, and you don't drop your soap in the showers.
Criminal type persona men attract women. Those are one form of the 'bad boy' that women find irresistible.DealerMaxxing? The problem with this is getting shot by other dealers, or going on a long vacation to place where everyone's underwear has a bulge, and you don't drop your soap in the showers.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
They ain't where you are OP that's for sure lmfaooooSo where in the h3ll are they?