"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Touching her neck....

Jaun_Don

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while looking at you directly in the eyes, this girl I was talking with tonight was doing this a fair bit...does this mean anything please?.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yeh its a signal in my experience. Also like when they touch the end of their hair or start fiddling with their earing and start giving you that seductive look. Damn. I seriously dont know why they do it though.
 

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Originally posted by jason86
Yeh its a signal in my experience. Also like when they touch the end of their hair or start fiddling with their earing and start giving you that seductive look. Damn. I seriously dont know why they do it though.
she does that hair thing too...damn it...I know she digs me, I just need to know what my next move should be.
 

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Your next move? Theres only ONE move you can make.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Why haven't you kissed her yet
 

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if the woman has any kind of nervous motions then she is either wanting to be kissed or wanting to get away from you. its very easy to tell the difference. she'll be looking at you most of the time if she wants you or looking at other things most of the time if she wants to get away.
 

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D@mn, I thought this was a post about YOU touching her neck... Now THAT would mean something!
 

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Originally posted by Recluce
if the woman has any kind of nervous motions then she is either wanting to be kissed or wanting to get away from you. its very easy to tell the difference. she'll be looking at you most of the time if she wants you or looking at other things most of the time if she wants to get away.
hmmm....
 
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Originally posted by BrotherAP
Why haven't you kissed her yet
because we live under the same roof...actually what gives with this girl why does she still do this **** after we both pretty much screamed at each other that we didn't have those feelings for each other?...

I am not hung up on her like I once was but she does confuse the **** out of me...any clues here?...and why is she spending a lot of time with me alone in the lounge?.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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