"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Touching a girl a lot...
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
When I touch a girl on the the ass on the dance floor and she smiles...I also think it would be okay to kiss her next?
Also previous, if I touched her a lot, wanted to fvck her and touch her on her privates, kiss her, try to take off her clothes next?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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your whole attitude is just creepy = good luck in jail
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"Very nice, very nice....how much?" :crackup:
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crossboss said:that will get me thrown in jail?
why do you sound so clueless?? youve posted threads like this for over a year, i dont get how a human with a functioning brain can not even know such basic things......i mean, WOW
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Joe The Homophobe
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the minute you meet an attractive girl you need to touch her and often to make her think you are a guy that isn't a creep, but is just naturally affectionate which is why you touch people. Shake her hand, put your hand on her arm, shoulder. You need to touch from the start to let her know that this is how you naturally are. If you don't do it when you first meet cause you're a wuss then when you do start doing it you will seem like a creep and send alarm bells off in her head thinking "why is he touching me now."
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