seabreeze
Master Don Juan
Hey, I don't mind if my guy treats my cliit like a toy and plays with it.
SB
SB
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Touch the C!it, it's 100 percent
- Thread starter Dillinger
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
What I don't even get recognition
Dillinger, this is an excellent tip. The only problem is that sex tips don't go in the tips section. Everything sex related, except for STD's, go in Anything else. He's just busting your balls about not posting in the right forum
, we're not trying to alienate you.oooooohhhh
But are all women like you? What can u tell us about this from what u talk about with your girl friends? COME ON.. let us in on the girly talk
Good to knowOriginally posted by seabreeze
Hey, I don't mind if my guy treats my cliit like a toy and plays with it.
SB
But are all women like you? What can u tell us about this from what u talk about with your girl friends? COME ON.. let us in on the girly talkseabreeze
Master Don Juan
Okay you asked for it.
Don't touch it unless it's already hard (erect). Foreplay is the main way to give her a good cliit woody.
Rub it side to side or around in circles (or experiment and let her moans show you the right way).
Speed is VERY important! The faster you wiggle that tongue or that finger the better.
It also feels good when you rub the tip of a wet penis on it (up and down works for me, good pressure, good speed).
Some women like you to suck it a little, but I haven't experienced that yet.
Don't stop until she tells you to, or if your getting too tired. Always assume that she's multi-orgasmic. They get better and better after the first one.
Give a woman a good cliit orgasm and she's putty in your hands.
Hope this helps. Some of the other ladies can add on whatever I missed.
Don't touch it unless it's already hard (erect). Foreplay is the main way to give her a good cliit woody.
Rub it side to side or around in circles (or experiment and let her moans show you the right way).
Speed is VERY important! The faster you wiggle that tongue or that finger the better.
It also feels good when you rub the tip of a wet penis on it (up and down works for me, good pressure, good speed).
Some women like you to suck it a little, but I haven't experienced that yet.
Don't stop until she tells you to, or if your getting too tired. Always assume that she's multi-orgasmic. They get better and better after the first one.
Give a woman a good cliit orgasm and she's putty in your hands.
Hope this helps. Some of the other ladies can add on whatever I missed.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
And all this time I thought that it was the elbow... Well, live and learn....
Ladiesssman
Don Juan
Seabreeze and others,
What if the girl does not have interest in a guy initially. The guy tries to message her ****. If he message it well, would she give in???
What if the girl does not have interest in a guy initially. The guy tries to message her ****. If he message it well, would she give in???
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Vince
But listen to SB she's a woman and she is having my back on this.
Under tips this states
Post a tip, technique, idea, or article that you've experienced or read about and feel would benefit your fellow Dons in understanding and being more successful with women
Under anything else it states
Sports, the weather, what's happening in the news... or anything else. Talk about it here.
BTW Vince I know ET is busting my balls that's why I love the prick.
I was thinking of you more as a Derek Fisher and D as devon george?
But listen to SB she's a woman and she is having my back on this.
Under tips this states
Post a tip, technique, idea, or article that you've experienced or read about and feel would benefit your fellow Dons in understanding and being more successful with women
Under anything else it states
Sports, the weather, what's happening in the news... or anything else. Talk about it here.
BTW Vince I know ET is busting my balls that's why I love the prick.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Think about it.
ohiofutballa
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so whos luke walton?
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
If you love the prick, why are you rubbing the cl!t?
I'm confused.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
I'm sorry but this just doesn't work!
I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.
I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?
Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.
I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?
Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
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Disconnect
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Bizzump. We need more tips like this.
On a completely unrelated note, what happened to Dr. Beard?
On a completely unrelated note, what happened to Dr. Beard?
hahahaha, this thread just gets funnier and funnier by the post!!!!Alpine said:I'm sorry but this just doesn't work!
I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.
I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?
Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.