seabreeze
Master Don Juan
Hey, I don't mind if my guy treats my cliit like a toy and plays with it.
SB
SB
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Touch the C!it, it's 100 percent
- Thread starter Dillinger
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
What I don't even get recognition
Dillinger, this is an excellent tip. The only problem is that sex tips don't go in the tips section. Everything sex related, except for STD's, go in Anything else. He's just busting your balls about not posting in the right forum
, we're not trying to alienate you.oooooohhhh
But are all women like you? What can u tell us about this from what u talk about with your girl friends? COME ON.. let us in on the girly talk
Good to knowOriginally posted by seabreeze
Hey, I don't mind if my guy treats my cliit like a toy and plays with it.
SB
But are all women like you? What can u tell us about this from what u talk about with your girl friends? COME ON.. let us in on the girly talkseabreeze
Master Don Juan
Okay you asked for it.
Don't touch it unless it's already hard (erect). Foreplay is the main way to give her a good cliit woody.
Rub it side to side or around in circles (or experiment and let her moans show you the right way).
Speed is VERY important! The faster you wiggle that tongue or that finger the better.
It also feels good when you rub the tip of a wet penis on it (up and down works for me, good pressure, good speed).
Some women like you to suck it a little, but I haven't experienced that yet.
Don't stop until she tells you to, or if your getting too tired. Always assume that she's multi-orgasmic. They get better and better after the first one.
Give a woman a good cliit orgasm and she's putty in your hands.
Hope this helps. Some of the other ladies can add on whatever I missed.
Don't touch it unless it's already hard (erect). Foreplay is the main way to give her a good cliit woody.
Rub it side to side or around in circles (or experiment and let her moans show you the right way).
Speed is VERY important! The faster you wiggle that tongue or that finger the better.
It also feels good when you rub the tip of a wet penis on it (up and down works for me, good pressure, good speed).
Some women like you to suck it a little, but I haven't experienced that yet.
Don't stop until she tells you to, or if your getting too tired. Always assume that she's multi-orgasmic. They get better and better after the first one.
Give a woman a good cliit orgasm and she's putty in your hands.
Hope this helps. Some of the other ladies can add on whatever I missed.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
And all this time I thought that it was the elbow... Well, live and learn....
Ladiesssman
Don Juan
Seabreeze and others,
What if the girl does not have interest in a guy initially. The guy tries to message her ****. If he message it well, would she give in???
What if the girl does not have interest in a guy initially. The guy tries to message her ****. If he message it well, would she give in???
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Vince
But listen to SB she's a woman and she is having my back on this.
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BTW Vince I know ET is busting my balls that's why I love the prick.
I was thinking of you more as a Derek Fisher and D as devon george?
But listen to SB she's a woman and she is having my back on this.
Under tips this states
Post a tip, technique, idea, or article that you've experienced or read about and feel would benefit your fellow Dons in understanding and being more successful with women
Under anything else it states
Sports, the weather, what's happening in the news... or anything else. Talk about it here.
BTW Vince I know ET is busting my balls that's why I love the prick.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Think about it.
ohiofutballa
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so whos luke walton?
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
If you love the prick, why are you rubbing the cl!t?
I'm confused.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
I'm sorry but this just doesn't work!
I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.
I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?
Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.
I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?
Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
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Disconnect
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Bizzump. We need more tips like this.
On a completely unrelated note, what happened to Dr. Beard?
On a completely unrelated note, what happened to Dr. Beard?
hahahaha, this thread just gets funnier and funnier by the post!!!!Alpine said:I'm sorry but this just doesn't work!
I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.
I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?
Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.