seabreeze
Master Don Juan
Hey, I don't mind if my guy treats my cliit like a toy and plays with it.
SB
SB
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Touch the C!it, it's 100 percent
- Thread starter Dillinger
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What I don't even get recognition
Dillinger, this is an excellent tip. The only problem is that sex tips don't go in the tips section. Everything sex related, except for STD's, go in Anything else. He's just busting your balls about not posting in the right forum
, we're not trying to alienate you.oooooohhhh
But are all women like you? What can u tell us about this from what u talk about with your girl friends? COME ON.. let us in on the girly talk
Good to knowOriginally posted by seabreeze
Hey, I don't mind if my guy treats my cliit like a toy and plays with it.
SB
But are all women like you? What can u tell us about this from what u talk about with your girl friends? COME ON.. let us in on the girly talkseabreeze
Master Don Juan
Okay you asked for it.
Don't touch it unless it's already hard (erect). Foreplay is the main way to give her a good cliit woody.
Rub it side to side or around in circles (or experiment and let her moans show you the right way).
Speed is VERY important! The faster you wiggle that tongue or that finger the better.
It also feels good when you rub the tip of a wet penis on it (up and down works for me, good pressure, good speed).
Some women like you to suck it a little, but I haven't experienced that yet.
Don't stop until she tells you to, or if your getting too tired. Always assume that she's multi-orgasmic. They get better and better after the first one.
Give a woman a good cliit orgasm and she's putty in your hands.
Hope this helps. Some of the other ladies can add on whatever I missed.
Don't touch it unless it's already hard (erect). Foreplay is the main way to give her a good cliit woody.
Rub it side to side or around in circles (or experiment and let her moans show you the right way).
Speed is VERY important! The faster you wiggle that tongue or that finger the better.
It also feels good when you rub the tip of a wet penis on it (up and down works for me, good pressure, good speed).
Some women like you to suck it a little, but I haven't experienced that yet.
Don't stop until she tells you to, or if your getting too tired. Always assume that she's multi-orgasmic. They get better and better after the first one.
Give a woman a good cliit orgasm and she's putty in your hands.
Hope this helps. Some of the other ladies can add on whatever I missed.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
And all this time I thought that it was the elbow... Well, live and learn....
Ladiesssman
Don Juan
Seabreeze and others,
What if the girl does not have interest in a guy initially. The guy tries to message her ****. If he message it well, would she give in???
What if the girl does not have interest in a guy initially. The guy tries to message her ****. If he message it well, would she give in???
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Vince
But listen to SB she's a woman and she is having my back on this.
Under tips this states
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Under anything else it states
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BTW Vince I know ET is busting my balls that's why I love the prick.
I was thinking of you more as a Derek Fisher and D as devon george?
But listen to SB she's a woman and she is having my back on this.
Under tips this states
Post a tip, technique, idea, or article that you've experienced or read about and feel would benefit your fellow Dons in understanding and being more successful with women
Under anything else it states
Sports, the weather, what's happening in the news... or anything else. Talk about it here.
BTW Vince I know ET is busting my balls that's why I love the prick.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Think about it.
ohiofutballa
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so whos luke walton?
GirlCrazy
Master Don Juan
If you love the prick, why are you rubbing the cl!t?
I'm confused.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
I'm sorry but this just doesn't work!
I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.
I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?
Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.
I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?
Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
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Disconnect
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Bizzump. We need more tips like this.
On a completely unrelated note, what happened to Dr. Beard?
On a completely unrelated note, what happened to Dr. Beard?
hahahaha, this thread just gets funnier and funnier by the post!!!!Alpine said:I'm sorry but this just doesn't work!
I tried it the other night. Saw this real hottie walking down the road with a short skirt on, so I went right over and put my finger on her.
I would have posted earlier, but I've only just got back from the police station. I'm really confused, do you think it's because I didn't wet my finger first?
Had to put the smiley in, concerned my dead pan ways may be taken on face value.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.