"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Totally the worst personal I have seen, ever!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Panda 2000

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No, no she wouldn't.
 

diablo

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Originally posted by Panda 2000
No, no she wouldn't.
Not even close to classy, or hot for that matter. By the way, rge.. you've been around long enough to know that this isn't a secondary forum on which to discuss how hot or classy a chick that you saw on an internet rating/dating site is... :rolleyes:
 

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that ***** is a skank i dunno wtf your definition of classy is but if its some ugly fat chick with french fries in her nose... then you must be a retard.
 

rgeere

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I don't really find her all that hot, either. I just don't really think it does her justice that she made a personal that was so intentionally horrible with the disgusting sarcasm. Of course, the sarcasm is a defense mechanism because she doesn't see herself as attractive [and that could be reinforced through others].
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DJDamage

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That chick got issues and problems. When I see someone making a face on a personal picture its a turn off especially when they stick fries up their nose. Her profile is a total joke and I bet it is out of desperation.

Check out this attension wh0re profile I found.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=9739988241163222536

"I got onto this site to see how many guys would message me (and my friends made me sign up). After all, I LOVE the attention. ;)"

Her profile says it all. This is the kind of chick that most guys would want to fvck, she probably already has illegitimate kids running around.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

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