"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Top Ten reasons why MEN cheat.

DJ1234

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Got this off a female website, which they came up with that these maybe the top ten reasons why us (Men) may cheat....

1. One group of men that cheat are the ones whose sexual advances are met with, “No, not here. Not now. You’ll wake the kids. Is that all you ever think about?”

2. The sexual frequency has dropped off. Wants more sex or more variety.

3. He likes the thrill of the chase.

4. Not ready to commit.

5. Was out of town – an opportunity to have sex without getting caught.

6. Drank too much.

7. Ran into old flame.

8. Had a chance at a threesome.

9. Ran into an older, more experienced lady. Wanted to experiment.

10. Ran into a younger, sexy lady.

So I guess if you don't want to look like a cheater with your lady, then don't do any of these...I don't know if I exactly agree w/ number 3 but if you agree/disagree with any of these, then post up...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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penkitten

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actually those are not reasons those are just excuses ...
the reason people cheat is because they choose to.
why they choose to differs from one person to the next but the fact remains that they do it because they want to.
 

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Women are statistically just as/more likely to cheat. Can't recall which.
 

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Yeah they left out revenge for being cheated on. And some of the reasons are the same to pad it out.

11. Ran into a red-head and wanted to experiment.

12. Ran into someone called Susan and wanted to experiment.

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also forgot to add

13. Because men are built for more than one woman, and can have more than on kid at a time


In a survey on marriages: a slightly higher percentage of men (60%) admitted to cheating on their wives, again, slightly higher than women (55%) admitting to cheating on their husbands. The MOST STARTLING figure of all though, is that of the women who admitted it, 90% felt justified in doing so. Just imagine how many women DIDN'T admit it because they were ashamed of it... it would most likely put that (55%) a huge steroid-like boost in size.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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That is startling while interesting statistics.
and I had a hard time in believing that women are just as inclined to cheat as men until I saw one of my best friends get cheat on by his girl in a LTR w/ a guy that she barely knew....
 

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Women cheat way more than men because they have way more to choose from. Just gotta have a pvssy to get a guy. A guy has to do much more than own a d1ck to get laid and so will usually stick with what he has. Always remember this.

The only thing going with a guy is, once he has a girlfriend most girls will want him to cheat with them.
 

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Aprenti$playa&pimp said:
In a survey on marriages: a slightly higher percentage of men (60%) admitted to cheating on their wives, again, slightly higher than women (55%) admitting to cheating on their husbands. The MOST STARTLING figure of all though, is that of the women who admitted it, 90% felt justified in doing so. Just imagine how many women DIDN'T admit it because they were ashamed of it... it would most likely put that (55%) a huge steroid-like boost in size.

This is the reason that I say that LTR's and marriage is the ULTIMATE test of a DJ.

comic_relief
 

bustingducks4

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seriously, all dudes want to cheat...and should...well most do...who cares...

too be honest...since the inception of birth control, girls have gotten sluttier and easier, decade by decade, who the hell wants a girlfriend or to be married, boooring.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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