"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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00Kevin

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how do you guys tell a girl that she has too much hair on her pu-ssy and she needs to shave it off?

Most girls will say, "I don't want to do that because it will itch?"

Ever encounter a hairy p-ussy? if so what did you do about it?


It is my view that girls should keep it very trim or just shave it all off. If they don't then no pu-ssy licking.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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No no.. Don't tell her sh!t.. Take a shower with her, and make her shave your arm pits.. Then shave her pvssy.. If she says no, which she won't, tell her oh come on..... I like it shaved!
 
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I'd base it on my IL and my judgement whether this is continueable.

Use your judgement about it or do it when shes drunk and sleeping, ;-)
 
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just say, "hey b!tch shave your god damn pvssy or else im leaving"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Tell her to shave it off... what a big deal. She either do it or not...
 
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Grand Wizzard Alamar

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You're in control. Tell her no sex until she's shaved.
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personally, i think a hairy pvssy is sometimes attractive. like all of those classic porn movies... at least your getting some man
 
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Keep your mouth away from the pee-pee hole. That is a disgusting part of the body. Go ask a doctor about the stuff that goes on down there.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A good test is the grab the hair on either side of her pvssy and try to braid it together. If you can, it's too long and she will notice. :p


Seriously, if it is a problem just ask her to shave it. If she says no, offer her a trade. For example...

You: "I'll shave my balls and ass hair if you'll shave your pvssy."

Her: "Fair enough."

:woo:


meitenesrigas said:
Keep your mouth away from the pee-pee hole. That is a disgusting part of the body. Go ask a doctor about the stuff that goes on down there.
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"Pee-pee" hole... Does your mommy know where you are, boy?
 
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