"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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how do you guys tell a girl that she has too much hair on her pu-ssy and she needs to shave it off?

Most girls will say, "I don't want to do that because it will itch?"

Ever encounter a hairy p-ussy? if so what did you do about it?


It is my view that girls should keep it very trim or just shave it all off. If they don't then no pu-ssy licking.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No no.. Don't tell her sh!t.. Take a shower with her, and make her shave your arm pits.. Then shave her pvssy.. If she says no, which she won't, tell her oh come on..... I like it shaved!
 
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I'd base it on my IL and my judgement whether this is continueable.

Use your judgement about it or do it when shes drunk and sleeping, ;-)
 
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just say, "hey b!tch shave your god damn pvssy or else im leaving"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Tell her to shave it off... what a big deal. She either do it or not...
 
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You're in control. Tell her no sex until she's shaved.
haha
 
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personally, i think a hairy pvssy is sometimes attractive. like all of those classic porn movies... at least your getting some man
 
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Keep your mouth away from the pee-pee hole. That is a disgusting part of the body. Go ask a doctor about the stuff that goes on down there.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A good test is the grab the hair on either side of her pvssy and try to braid it together. If you can, it's too long and she will notice. :p


Seriously, if it is a problem just ask her to shave it. If she says no, offer her a trade. For example...

You: "I'll shave my balls and ass hair if you'll shave your pvssy."

Her: "Fair enough."

:woo:


meitenesrigas said:
Keep your mouth away from the pee-pee hole. That is a disgusting part of the body. Go ask a doctor about the stuff that goes on down there.
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"Pee-pee" hole... Does your mommy know where you are, boy?
 
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