"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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00Kevin

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how do you guys tell a girl that she has too much hair on her pu-ssy and she needs to shave it off?

Most girls will say, "I don't want to do that because it will itch?"

Ever encounter a hairy p-ussy? if so what did you do about it?


It is my view that girls should keep it very trim or just shave it all off. If they don't then no pu-ssy licking.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mr. Wolf

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No no.. Don't tell her sh!t.. Take a shower with her, and make her shave your arm pits.. Then shave her pvssy.. If she says no, which she won't, tell her oh come on..... I like it shaved!
 

Lord Shinra

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I'd base it on my IL and my judgement whether this is continueable.

Use your judgement about it or do it when shes drunk and sleeping, ;-)
 

DrD77

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just say, "hey b!tch shave your god damn pvssy or else im leaving"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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amoka

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Tell her to shave it off... what a big deal. She either do it or not...
 

Grand Wizzard Alamar

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You're in control. Tell her no sex until she's shaved.
haha
 

DrD77

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personally, i think a hairy pvssy is sometimes attractive. like all of those classic porn movies... at least your getting some man
 

meitenesrigas

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Keep your mouth away from the pee-pee hole. That is a disgusting part of the body. Go ask a doctor about the stuff that goes on down there.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Aboleo

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A good test is the grab the hair on either side of her pvssy and try to braid it together. If you can, it's too long and she will notice. :p


Seriously, if it is a problem just ask her to shave it. If she says no, offer her a trade. For example...

You: "I'll shave my balls and ass hair if you'll shave your pvssy."

Her: "Fair enough."

:woo:


meitenesrigas said:
Keep your mouth away from the pee-pee hole. That is a disgusting part of the body. Go ask a doctor about the stuff that goes on down there.

"Pee-pee" hole... Does your mommy know where you are, boy?
 
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