"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Too many sexual innuendos

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I know it's kind of fun to use sexual innuendo's when a girl sets herself up for em. However, I think I may have went too far with this one. What do you all say?

Me: nerd
Chick: Y do u love 2 call me names?!..u kno stikks n stones may break my bones but "words" will nvr hurt me:p..lol
Me: My **** across your face will hurt you :D
Chick: Lol..ur disgusting..ahh ur such a guy..n ****y too
Me: Whatever, guys are guys
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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loool hahaha alien reference acid/*** in the face haha

who cares what she thinks, thats hilarious
 
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S.U.R.F. said:
loool hahaha alien reference acid/*** in the face haha

who cares what she thinks, thats hilarious
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hahahah I was talking about my D**k not my man-juice!

THATS HILARIOUS THOUGH. I didn't even think about that. My man juice being like acid that eats through skin. Jesus. HAHAHAH
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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JJaySBK said:
I know it's kind of fun to use sexual innuendo's when a girl sets herself up for em. However, I think I may have went too far with this one. What do you all say?

Me: nerd
Chick: Y do u love 2 call me names?!..u kno stikks n stones may break my bones but "words" will nvr hurt me:p..lol
Me: My **** across your face will hurt you :D
Chick: Lol..ur disgusting..ahh ur such a guy..n ****y too
Me: Whatever, guys are guys
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Wtf. I don't see any negative connotation(s?) there so sum dude...stop stressin...I don't think I'd say that to a girl, not any of the ones I'm talking to now. No man its cool your showin yourself off as sexual,,,,,even though that lines pretty corny. But...look at that, look at all those ellipses!!! 0.o I always see "...."s in text as a girl basically fingering herself, then sending the message haha. It's almost like they are trying to communicate to you that they're turned on with the ellipses. "Omg your such a guy and ****y too mmhmm" Damn dude thats probably when she whipped out the vibrator and pulled you up on FaceBook.

I wouldnt worry man.

I'm by no means an expert; take my advice with a huge grain of salt lol. Cool convo---personally, I think textings for fags, but thats just cuz Im not good at it.
 
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That's not innuendo. You literally referred to your **** on her face. Sexual innuendo is when you say something that on the surface sounds relatively harmless, but it could also be construed as referring to something sexual (subtext and all).
 
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