Too many sexual innuendos

[JJaySBK]

I know it's kind of fun to use sexual innuendo's when a girl sets herself up for em. However, I think I may have went too far with this one. What do you all say?

Me: nerd
Chick: Y do u love 2 call me names?!..u kno stikks n stones may break my bones but "words" will nvr hurt me..lol
Me: My **** across your face will hurt you
Chick: Lol..ur disgusting..ahh ur such a guy..n ****y too
Me: Whatever, guys are guys

 

[S.U.R.F.]

loool hahaha alien reference acid/*** in the face haha

who cares what she thinks, thats hilarious

 

[JJaySBK]

loool hahaha alien reference acid/*** in the face haha

who cares what she thinks, thats hilarious

hahahah I was talking about my D**k not my man-juice!

THATS HILARIOUS THOUGH. I didn't even think about that. My man juice being like acid that eats through skin. Jesus. HAHAHAH

 

[The Greek]

Classic

 

[Bladerunner]

Classic

Classy

 

[Black Dog]

I know it's kind of fun to use sexual innuendo's when a girl sets herself up for em. However, I think I may have went too far with this one. What do you all say?

Me: nerd
Chick: Y do u love 2 call me names?!..u kno stikks n stones may break my bones but "words" will nvr hurt me..lol
Me: My **** across your face will hurt you
Chick: Lol..ur disgusting..ahh ur such a guy..n ****y too
Me: Whatever, guys are guys

Wtf. I don't see any negative connotation(s?) there so sum dude...stop stressin...I don't think I'd say that to a girl, not any of the ones I'm talking to now. No man its cool your showin yourself off as sexual,,,,,even though that lines pretty corny. But...look at that, look at all those ellipses!!! 0.o I always see "...."s in text as a girl basically fingering herself, then sending the message haha. It's almost like they are trying to communicate to you that they're turned on with the ellipses. "Omg your such a guy and ****y too mmhmm" Damn dude thats probably when she whipped out the vibrator and pulled you up on FaceBook.

I wouldnt worry man.

I'm by no means an expert; take my advice with a huge grain of salt lol. Cool convo---personally, I think textings for fags, but thats just cuz Im not good at it.

 

[TheBucketOfTruth]

That's not innuendo. You literally referred to your **** on her face. Sexual innuendo is when you say something that on the surface sounds relatively harmless, but it could also be construed as referring to something sexual (subtext and all).