"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Too many sexual innuendos

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I know it's kind of fun to use sexual innuendo's when a girl sets herself up for em. However, I think I may have went too far with this one. What do you all say?

Me: nerd
Chick: Y do u love 2 call me names?!..u kno stikks n stones may break my bones but "words" will nvr hurt me:p..lol
Me: My **** across your face will hurt you :D
Chick: Lol..ur disgusting..ahh ur such a guy..n ****y too
Me: Whatever, guys are guys
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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loool hahaha alien reference acid/*** in the face haha

who cares what she thinks, thats hilarious
 
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JJaySBK

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S.U.R.F. said:
loool hahaha alien reference acid/*** in the face haha

who cares what she thinks, thats hilarious
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hahahah I was talking about my D**k not my man-juice!

THATS HILARIOUS THOUGH. I didn't even think about that. My man juice being like acid that eats through skin. Jesus. HAHAHAH
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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JJaySBK said:
I know it's kind of fun to use sexual innuendo's when a girl sets herself up for em. However, I think I may have went too far with this one. What do you all say?

Me: nerd
Chick: Y do u love 2 call me names?!..u kno stikks n stones may break my bones but "words" will nvr hurt me:p..lol
Me: My **** across your face will hurt you :D
Chick: Lol..ur disgusting..ahh ur such a guy..n ****y too
Me: Whatever, guys are guys
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Wtf. I don't see any negative connotation(s?) there so sum dude...stop stressin...I don't think I'd say that to a girl, not any of the ones I'm talking to now. No man its cool your showin yourself off as sexual,,,,,even though that lines pretty corny. But...look at that, look at all those ellipses!!! 0.o I always see "...."s in text as a girl basically fingering herself, then sending the message haha. It's almost like they are trying to communicate to you that they're turned on with the ellipses. "Omg your such a guy and ****y too mmhmm" Damn dude thats probably when she whipped out the vibrator and pulled you up on FaceBook.

I wouldnt worry man.

I'm by no means an expert; take my advice with a huge grain of salt lol. Cool convo---personally, I think textings for fags, but thats just cuz Im not good at it.
 
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That's not innuendo. You literally referred to your **** on her face. Sexual innuendo is when you say something that on the surface sounds relatively harmless, but it could also be construed as referring to something sexual (subtext and all).
 
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