"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Tongue question?

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Ok, this is going to sound like a troll, and some of you will accuse me of being one, but I won't care...

So, I've been evolving with girls, and realized that I'm really close to get my first kiss. Ok, it's natural and I'm not worried (just a bit). What I'm worried about, it's french kissing... You know, when you use the tongue.

So, you people know that under our tongue, is kinda this piece of flesh holding it, right? So, mine is a bit different from other people. It retains my tongue. I was born this way, and the doctors said it won't affect my way of speaking, so they didn't cut it. I guess they didn't worried about kissing... Suckers.

So, my tongue can't "go out" as normal people. It's like it's smaller! Don't that sucks? You know when you stick out your tongue to someone you're making fun of? When I do that, my tongue can barely get out of my mouth.

So, I don't know if this will affect my kissing, but I'm worried it will.

If you think this is stupid and I'm trolling, don't post. It isn't easy to say something like this. I know it's a stupid thing, but it's true. Bleh. :down:

Any advise/opinion?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Cash

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If you don't know, there's only one way to find out... Kiss a girl.

If you still have problems, see your doc.
 
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AdviCe.. nope, but encouragement, yes.

99% of us guys may love kissing or having sex or whatever, but suck at it. Chances are, even if it's your first kiss, you will be better than most guys who have kissed 30x more than you.
 
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flippinfreak

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Toushi, like a kid with downs right?

Yeah, those guys only have to worry about saying something stupid.

I've got a friend who's a DJ at a radio show and he's got downs.

Down right cool mofo, stupid as hell, but he's got no fear...

He can stick his tongue out just past his teeth! He's got no problems with the girls, I think they enjoy being the ones who try to make him choke on their tongue.
 
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sometimes less is more.
i would rather have a little tongue action compared to someone trying to touch the back of my throat with their tongue.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My gf is the same way! I can barely kiss her.. i think its cute though. I have to do all the work... she hates getting her toung sucked too. WHY?!!?! Its my favorite thing. Has anyone ever seen Face off?? Where he asks the girl to "suck his toung" on the air plane. I thought it was a good thing to do. but she hates it.. :cuss: :confused:
 
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