Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
My pleasure madameSchadenfreudianslip said:Thank you!
I know a guy who had his surgically cut to elongate the reach of his tongueBy the way, wolf116, the thing that tore is called the lingual frenulum.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
My pleasure madameSchadenfreudianslip said:Thank you!
I know a guy who had his surgically cut to elongate the reach of his tongueBy the way, wolf116, the thing that tore is called the lingual frenulum.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Was his name Gene Simmons, hehe?Señor Fingers said:I know a guy who had his surgically cut to elongate the reach of his tongue![]()
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
couple of questions though.Schadenfreudianslip said:I'm so disgusted by the date I had the other day that I must post in order to prevent you DJs from ever repulsing a girl. You probably already know this if you've read this article or just out of common sense, but I'd like to spare you guys from possibly committing such a faux pas.
I went out with a guy the other day. We went to dinner, and all was okay. We had interesting conversations that made me consider going on a second date with him. However, the time came for a good night kiss. I pursed my lips gently, leaning into... A BIG WET TONGUE that reminded me of a banana slug with rigor mortis. The tongue was in my mouth before the lips even contacted mine. Before I knew it, I was being sucked into the whirlpool Charybdis from the Odyssey (very wet and tried to suck me in). I pulled away, bade him good night, and sped off. A few days later, he emailed me asking me for another date. I laconically wrote that I was not interested in seeing him anymore.
Deep Frenching is not a good first kiss. When I say first kiss, I'm talking about the first contact between 2 lips ever. Tongue before lips is an absolute faux pas. You can start probing with the tongues after you've kissed her lips only for a bit, letting the tension build after and her body language says that she's ready to take the tongue. Start nibbling her lips gently with your lips or brush your lips against hers to see if she wants the tongue. This is just a guideline though, and really you can only tell by body language and intuition.
To women, immediate tongue screams, "I don't believe in foreplay or anything remotely seductive!" Unless her body language screams, "Take me right now!" the first kiss should be seductive and build sexual tension. Women like to be seduced. Nothing is a bigger turn-off than a guy who treats seduction and foreplay as optional or an obligation.
Ugh, that was gross. I'd rather gargle a bucket of diarrhea than ever kiss that guy again.
Yeah, porn is a gross misrepresentation of sex.Schadenfreudianslip said:Heck, he probably learned everything he knows from porn.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
You're missing the point. None of those questions / factors matter if the person's kissing technique (and first kiss at that -- first impressions matter) was repulsive.TakenDirectly said:couple of questions though.
1) On a scale of 1-10 how good looking was this guy?
2) If this guy was better looking, but still had all the same qualities that you noticed on the date (in other words if the date went the same, but he just looked 10x hotter) would you of allowed a french kiss?
3) During the date did he show physical interest or kino?