Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
My pleasure madameSchadenfreudianslip said:Thank you!
I know a guy who had his surgically cut to elongate the reach of his tongueBy the way, wolf116, the thing that tore is called the lingual frenulum.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
My pleasure madameSchadenfreudianslip said:Thank you!
I know a guy who had his surgically cut to elongate the reach of his tongueBy the way, wolf116, the thing that tore is called the lingual frenulum.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Was his name Gene Simmons, hehe?Señor Fingers said:I know a guy who had his surgically cut to elongate the reach of his tongue![]()
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
couple of questions though.Schadenfreudianslip said:I'm so disgusted by the date I had the other day that I must post in order to prevent you DJs from ever repulsing a girl. You probably already know this if you've read this article or just out of common sense, but I'd like to spare you guys from possibly committing such a faux pas.
I went out with a guy the other day. We went to dinner, and all was okay. We had interesting conversations that made me consider going on a second date with him. However, the time came for a good night kiss. I pursed my lips gently, leaning into... A BIG WET TONGUE that reminded me of a banana slug with rigor mortis. The tongue was in my mouth before the lips even contacted mine. Before I knew it, I was being sucked into the whirlpool Charybdis from the Odyssey (very wet and tried to suck me in). I pulled away, bade him good night, and sped off. A few days later, he emailed me asking me for another date. I laconically wrote that I was not interested in seeing him anymore.
Deep Frenching is not a good first kiss. When I say first kiss, I'm talking about the first contact between 2 lips ever. Tongue before lips is an absolute faux pas. You can start probing with the tongues after you've kissed her lips only for a bit, letting the tension build after and her body language says that she's ready to take the tongue. Start nibbling her lips gently with your lips or brush your lips against hers to see if she wants the tongue. This is just a guideline though, and really you can only tell by body language and intuition.
To women, immediate tongue screams, "I don't believe in foreplay or anything remotely seductive!" Unless her body language screams, "Take me right now!" the first kiss should be seductive and build sexual tension. Women like to be seduced. Nothing is a bigger turn-off than a guy who treats seduction and foreplay as optional or an obligation.
Ugh, that was gross. I'd rather gargle a bucket of diarrhea than ever kiss that guy again.
Yeah, porn is a gross misrepresentation of sex.Schadenfreudianslip said:Heck, he probably learned everything he knows from porn.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You're missing the point. None of those questions / factors matter if the person's kissing technique (and first kiss at that -- first impressions matter) was repulsive.TakenDirectly said:couple of questions though.
1) On a scale of 1-10 how good looking was this guy?
2) If this guy was better looking, but still had all the same qualities that you noticed on the date (in other words if the date went the same, but he just looked 10x hotter) would you of allowed a french kiss?
3) During the date did he show physical interest or kino?