and i feel more depressed than ever. im not excited or happy or anything right now. to top it off, me and my best friend have been having like a weird rough patch kinda thing right now and i really wanted her to come to my party but she isnt. she said her parents arent letting her, but shes not 13 anymore and i dont beleive that really. i think i just give up on our friendship if she doesnt come tonight. i feel like an idiot trying to fix things when she doesnt give a **** at all. i didnt even want a present from her or anything, all i wanted was to spend my birthday with the person i care the most about. well happy ****ing birthday i guess.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
You are down. You are feeling sorry for yourself.
Having a fight with a best friend is never easy. Try and see why you two are in this and why this 'fight' is a bigger deal than the friendship itself. Sometimes best friends get into stupid little arguements about unimportant things. One of you is gonna have to be the wise man/woman and get over their ego.
I realize I don't have a clue as to why you are in this rough patch but i'll bet it is meaningless in the long run.
Happy birthday anyways, man. Enjoy your party, take your mind of the girl for a while and later on think things through.
Having a fight with a best friend is never easy. Try and see why you two are in this and why this 'fight' is a bigger deal than the friendship itself. Sometimes best friends get into stupid little arguements about unimportant things. One of you is gonna have to be the wise man/woman and get over their ego.
I realize I don't have a clue as to why you are in this rough patch but i'll bet it is meaningless in the long run.
Happy birthday anyways, man. Enjoy your party, take your mind of the girl for a while and later on think things through.
Smooth as Anything
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Grow-up you *****.
I don’t know either, its just like we cant talk to each other how we used to and we hardly see each other anymore and when we do, I don’t even know what to say to her. Me and her talked about this once already and for like a week, everything went back to normal again and than on like Tuesday, everything started going downhill again.Originally posted by Caveman
You are down. You are feeling sorry for yourself.
Having a fight with a best friend is never easy. Try and see why you two are in this and why this 'fight' is a bigger deal than the friendship itself. Sometimes best friends get into stupid little arguements about unimportant things. One of you is gonna have to be the wise man/woman and get over their ego.
I realize I don't have a clue as to why you are in this rough patch but i'll bet it is meaningless in the long run.
im having a all my friends over and we’re going to play some poker, have some beers, and I guess the girls want to play poker tooOriginally posted by JSH
Happy Birthday, what kind of party are you having.
OK!Originally posted by Smooth as Anything
Grow-up you *****.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Smooth, you need to grow up yourself *****.
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What you need to do is buy a big dog and grow a marijuana plant. Like it was planted on your B-day and it will be of senitmental value or something, just make sure they're females.
I'll take 15 bong hits in your name bro if that helps the situation any.
I'll take 15 bong hits in your name bro if that helps the situation any.