FunkyMillion
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That's the question guys. What are your rule when it comes to waitresses? Is it cool to hit on a waitress?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
To hit or not to hit on waitresses
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
they're working you for a big tip. Especially ****tail waitresses in a bar, they'll flirt with you because a lot of guys will tip extremely well if they think they're getting laid. Trust me, I've worked in enough bars and restaurants to know this.
Well...I've fvcked enough bartenders and waitresses to know that it isn't always true! Tip good, but not supplicating good. If you have half a brain, you can tell the difference between flirting for tips, and real ioi's. Of course, Im always a regular of the girls when I bang them. I havent cold approached one I didnt know in a strange place, and gotten any, though.
I've found that for asking them out, I just throw out an idea for seeing a live band and see if they want to go. If they are interested, and dont have to work, they will go, no matter who the band is.
In general, servers are kind of slvtty, so take advantage of it.
I've found that for asking them out, I just throw out an idea for seeing a live band and see if they want to go. If they are interested, and dont have to work, they will go, no matter who the band is.
In general, servers are kind of slvtty, so take advantage of it.
That's different, they're less likely to work a regular, who would have already built a rapport with them by that point.horaholic said:
lol, yep, that was one of the only things I liked about working in restaurants/bars. I've ****ed more than my fair share (I know, don't **** where you eat, but as long as you keep it casual it's ok).horaholic said:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Dante420
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Never, at most show her some charm. It's not worth it. 90 percent chance they're working you and 10% chance that you may feel inclined to tip more.
Unbridled_Phoenix
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I say yes, but proceed with a degree of trepidation. I have banged waitresses and bartenders, but always where I was a regular and built good rapport. These girls get hit on, asked for their numbers, and hear cheesy lines all day/night. Flirting and active indifference have always served me well with them.
But what also happens is situations like the one I find myself in YET AGAIN. Started going to another bar awhile ago, the lead bartender came to be all over me, but had a bf. After they broke up, she came on really strong with me. But before I could close her, another waitress there invited me back to her place and, well, the original has been an ice queen ever since. Now there is another new waitress there who I have been flirting with but the other two are still there and I'm stuck wondering just how much clucking these hens have been doing.
Yeah, I know.
The moral of the story is, it's fun to practice and even screw with them but these situations can become a soap opera. You must learn their schedules and know who works on what night, but I now see I may be able to go 3-0 in that bar...
But what also happens is situations like the one I find myself in YET AGAIN. Started going to another bar awhile ago, the lead bartender came to be all over me, but had a bf. After they broke up, she came on really strong with me. But before I could close her, another waitress there invited me back to her place and, well, the original has been an ice queen ever since. Now there is another new waitress there who I have been flirting with but the other two are still there and I'm stuck wondering just how much clucking these hens have been doing.
Yeah, I know.
The moral of the story is, it's fun to practice and even screw with them but these situations can become a soap opera. You must learn their schedules and know who works on what night, but I now see I may be able to go 3-0 in that bar...
Yes, this worked because they were themselves, they weren't putting on an act to get bigger tips from you. With the waitresses I banged I either worked with them or they worked with friends of mine. I'm really hoping I'm gonna get this new job at a new upscale bar, all the girls that were at my interview were hot, like hb8 on average.Unbridled_Phoenix said:
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Another case of Hooters!!!
I ended up getting a date with a Hooters girl, but only because my car was like a pseudo-BMW and I was popular at my school. Other than that, I know in my right mind that without it, it would've been hella harder to get her.
Don't you motherf**kers realize that the waitresses are being flirty to get a bigger tip from you? You're not gonna get laid and you're not gonna be her boyfriend. There are four 6's that women find important and you'd better have them all before even getting to know the b**ch!
Don't believe the hype, or the hypothetical when it comes to waitresses' initiation.
I ended up getting a date with a Hooters girl, but only because my car was like a pseudo-BMW and I was popular at my school. Other than that, I know in my right mind that without it, it would've been hella harder to get her.
Don't you motherf**kers realize that the waitresses are being flirty to get a bigger tip from you? You're not gonna get laid and you're not gonna be her boyfriend. There are four 6's that women find important and you'd better have them all before even getting to know the b**ch!
Don't believe the hype, or the hypothetical when it comes to waitresses' initiation.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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How often does that work?Wolf said: