"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tired of my style help

hungry_american

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Im bored with my style what do you guys suggest... i was thinking AE or Abercrombie orrr hollister but i kinda dont like the look of their stuff i normaly just stick to Tshirts and trackjackets like oniel and hurley


:confused: :confused:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Jake-inator

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nice teddy bear :D

You look like ur trying REALLY hard to look cool. I see more of a problem in that than your clothes.
 

i am me

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/\awwww wuts his name? hahaha (its alrite, I'm real sentimental with my kid sh*t too:D )
 

hungry_american

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haha that bear was from an ex and i re oginized my room and set it there debating wether or not to throw it away.. heres a not trying to look cool picture... i guess.




I just dont know what to do. I think I just need to hit the gym again since I got my new job alls we sell is junk food andits all ive been eating i feel less entergetic now..
 

Good_ol_boy

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Dress for "who you want to be". You want to be a "Cowboy" dress as one. You want to be a "Banker", suit time!! A "DJ", check out LL Cool J (or whoever, give me a break, I'm oooooold).

That's the advice given about jobs also. If you want to be the CEO, dress like him, not the mail room clerk!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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