Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Tips on seducing the elderly

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Good day gentlemen.

Are there any useful tips I can acquire from this website on seducing the elderly? Perhaps out of their retirement savings, pensions, or grandchildren's funds?

I was thinking of becoming an orderly in a nursing home or home care provider or even cold call scamming them for easy pickings.

I'm not looking to get my hooves caught in the cookie jar. White knights keep your morals out of this thread.


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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You do realize they already have laws against this stuff right? This was a hot thing to be into like 10 years ago. Not only are you a whanabe criminal, you're a a whanabe hasbeen criminal poser.
 
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SadoMasochrist said:
You do realize they already have laws against this stuff right? This was a hot thing to be into like 10 years ago. Not only are you a whanabe criminal, you're a a whanabe hasbeen criminal poser.
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I'm not looking to fornicate with them. Just seduce them out of their life savings.

They can't hold on to money forever. Might as well share the wealth with a man who showers them with praise, affirmations, company and paid for good looks.

Don't be a killjoy.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dirtygoat said:
Good day gentlemen.

Are there any useful tips I can acquire from this website on seducing the elderly? Perhaps out of their retirement savings, pensions, or grandchildren's funds?

I was thinking of becoming an orderly in a nursing home or home care provider or even cold call scamming them for easy pickings.

I'm not looking to get my hooves caught in the cookie jar. White knights keep your morals out of this thread.


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Seducing the elderly out of their savings? You should be banned from SS and any other forums that you posted this BS criminal crap on!
 
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Seducing the elderly out of their savings? You should be banned from SS and any other forums that you posted this BS criminal crap on!
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Spare us the guilt trip sonny.

Let's not pretend the dwellers of this forum have never tried to lift a few extra bucks out of their grannies purse.

None of you are boy scouts.
 
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"Let's not pretend the dwellers of this forum have never tried to lift a few extra bucks out of their grannies purse."

I think we were all salty reading this, but now this is ****ing hilarious. 10\10 troll.
 
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