"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tips on seducing the elderly

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Good day gentlemen.

Are there any useful tips I can acquire from this website on seducing the elderly? Perhaps out of their retirement savings, pensions, or grandchildren's funds?

I was thinking of becoming an orderly in a nursing home or home care provider or even cold call scamming them for easy pickings.

I'm not looking to get my hooves caught in the cookie jar. White knights keep your morals out of this thread.


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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You do realize they already have laws against this stuff right? This was a hot thing to be into like 10 years ago. Not only are you a whanabe criminal, you're a a whanabe hasbeen criminal poser.
 

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You do realize they already have laws against this stuff right? This was a hot thing to be into like 10 years ago. Not only are you a whanabe criminal, you're a a whanabe hasbeen criminal poser.
I'm not looking to fornicate with them. Just seduce them out of their life savings.

They can't hold on to money forever. Might as well share the wealth with a man who showers them with praise, affirmations, company and paid for good looks.

Don't be a killjoy.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Good day gentlemen.

Are there any useful tips I can acquire from this website on seducing the elderly? Perhaps out of their retirement savings, pensions, or grandchildren's funds?

I was thinking of becoming an orderly in a nursing home or home care provider or even cold call scamming them for easy pickings.

I'm not looking to get my hooves caught in the cookie jar. White knights keep your morals out of this thread.


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Seducing the elderly out of their savings? You should be banned from SS and any other forums that you posted this BS criminal crap on!
 

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Seducing the elderly out of their savings? You should be banned from SS and any other forums that you posted this BS criminal crap on!
Spare us the guilt trip sonny.

Let's not pretend the dwellers of this forum have never tried to lift a few extra bucks out of their grannies purse.

None of you are boy scouts.
 

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"Let's not pretend the dwellers of this forum have never tried to lift a few extra bucks out of their grannies purse."

I think we were all salty reading this, but now this is ****ing hilarious. 10\10 troll.
 
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