Tinder + abs + shirtless pic = results

[mrgoodstuff]

You forgot to add “and some of you need to start finding 2 hot chicks who you are good friends with, you can take pictures with, and post on a dating site.”

Just take a pic with two strippers in plain clothes. Tip em $10 each. They are good at fake smiles and presence because they are professional attention wh0res.

 

[DEEZEDBRAH]

I've been wasting time on bumble.

Activated Tinder for the first time, 3 pics.

1. Shirtless (main)
2. With a bro
3. With 2 hot chicks (friends)

Profile just says "looking for a laugh"

Boom, matches up the ass, ran out of swipes, 25+ likes i cant get till tomorrow. And i got laid tonight.

So that's the formula fellas, its not hard.

Think some of y'all need to stop making posts about hypergamy and transgender rights and start hitting the damn gym.

Shirtless pic but, action pic or poop side is ideal.

 

[MrJack]

I've been wasting time on bumble.

Activated Tinder for the first time, 3 pics.

1. Shirtless (main)
2. With a bro
3. With 2 hot chicks (friends)

Profile just says "looking for a laugh"

Boom, matches up the ass, ran out of swipes, 25+ likes i cant get till tomorrow. And i got laid tonight.

So that's the formula fellas, its not hard.

Think some of y'all need to stop making posts about hypergamy and transgender rights and start hitting the damn gym.

I just redownloaded tinder the other day and reformed my profile to pretty much this exact formula.

Since I’ve never tried being this direct before, I am actually finding myself dumbfounded right now lol...

I messaged a 7.5 today while I was at work and said “I’ll see ya tonight for our smash sesh”

And like 2 minutes later she said “okay daddy”.

Like wtf? Lolol. I’m so surprised (even though I shouldn’t be) that I don’t even know how to follow this up...

Not new to tinder but definitely new to seeing anything remotely positive from it.

Any ideas?

 

[Dingo]

how do I get abs

Lol...

 

[mrgoodstuff]

how do I get abs

Diligence and planning .it's like cooking.

 

[Infern0]

I'm not convinced it's easy. We all pay a price. You claim to be exceptionally fit, so that is the price that you pay. You forgo your Love of food and drink and you exercise. Most people won't do it.

I eat and drink pretty much what I want, i do IF till 2pm then i have 2800 calories to play with for the rest of the day.

And excercise is not a chore to me

 

[JonnyX]

I eat and drink pretty much what I want, i do IF till 2pm then i have 2800 calories to play with for the rest of the day.

And excercise is not a chore to me

What's a typical day's diet for you? How much do you work out?

 

[mrgoodstuff]

I eat and drink pretty much what I want, i do IF till 2pm then i have 2800 calories to play with for the rest of the day.

And excercise is not a chore to me

If Johnny X eat as many cals as you hell get fat and so will I and im bigger. ( 6'3" 230 7% bf ), it's somewhere about metabolism and also the persons bodies efficiency of digesting foods. I don't know but I have plenty of FUEL to power thru and PLENTY of power in my workouts with around 22-2400 cals for the day.

 

[claudolfgeorgini]

Are you sure it isn't your face? And what is your height and race?

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Are you sure it isn't your face? And what is your height and race?

Even without a "pretty" face if a man has a specimen of a body and swagger he will pull.

His problem is excuses .

 

[Infern0]

If Johnny X eat as many cals as you hell get fat and so will I and im bigger. ( 6'3" 230 7% bf ), it's somewhere about metabolism and also the persons bodies efficiency of digesting foods. I don't know but I have plenty of FUEL to power thru and PLENTY of power in my workouts with around 22-2400 cals for the day.

2800 is my maintenance, I'm 6'2" 221lbs and similar bodyfat to you, i do walk a lot though as live inner city

 

[JonnyX]

2800 is my maintenance, I'm 6'2" 221lbs and similar bodyfat to you, i do walk a lot though as live inner city

Dude you're 94.5 percentile height and buff. Plus you must have insane genetics if you can eat carelessly to maintain that.

Is that you in your avatar?

Are you really surprised that getting laid is easy if you're top 5% physically?

Ripped abs do work for short guys too - I'm not saying they don't. I know a guy who was 5'6" and steroided to hell and he did well on Tinder. Until he got busted for steroids. (Not even joking.)

Just saying you're clearly dating on tutorial mode right now.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

2800 is my maintenance, I'm 6'2" 221lbs and similar bodyfat to you, i do walk a lot though as live inner city

As you see it can vary. All of us are responsible to figure out what works on us.