"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Time for new clothes again

Desdinova

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This is such a pain in the ass. My body has mutated so much. First, I did a cutting cycle and lost 25 lbs. I had to go out and buy new pants. Now, my quads have exploded from working out. Guess what? My goddam jeans are too tight around the legs now. Off I go to spend more money on pants.

Who else is experiencing this huge expense from working out?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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simon

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Jeans that used to fit me ~10 weeks ago, I can't even get past my thighs. I love it :D
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Yeah, it's a pain. It helps to have a good tailor.
 

Quiksilver

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I know a guy who used to be pretty chubby.

He lost alot of weight over afew months and threw all his old clothes out and bought new stuff.

He then started lifting weights and getting bigger again.

He had to buy new clothes again.
 

mrRuckus

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Desdinova said:
This is such a pain in the ass. My body has mutated so much. First, I did a cutting cycle and lost 25 lbs. I had to go out and buy new pants. Now, my quads have exploded from working out. Guess what? My goddam jeans are too tight around the legs now. Off I go to spend more money on pants.

Who else is experiencing this huge expense from working out?

None of my dress pants fit really well and the ones i can get on my bulge in my groin shows because of my quads pulling the material and my girl won't let me wear them out cause girls will look. heh. The pants were all loose when i bought them.

Only 2 pairs of jeans out of like 6 fit me anymore. 1 of those pairs i bought as loose fit and yeaaa... they're gonna need replaced in a couple months. The bad thing though is that my waist is really that much bigger. They're just tight in the legs and groin. My other pair was just huge to begin with and i still have to wear a belt with them.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Soprano

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i aint got no shorts that fit me no more son i gotta get new ones it's a pain in the ass, but it comes wit changin your body
 

Drum&Bass

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same problem as everyone else (i actually like having this problem ). I use to be a 31 now i'm a 36 i've given up on any under wear as well, but the bulge is awesome and women love the glutes.
 
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