"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tiger Woods....Official Thread [Merged]

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tiger's wife demands that he give up golf!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html

... she has given him the stark ultimatum: "It's golf... or me."
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And it's not like she doesn't have a golden parachute:

... And the beauty, who would pocket up to $100million if she walks away, is insisting he puts their marriage and two kids before his golf career.
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OK, Tiger has been a very bad boy, but if his wife feels that she can't trust him, she should just take the money and run, and let Tiger live it up.
 
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Jungers revealed she finished their relationship when she asked Woods to lend her some money.

When the golfer declined she told him: "That shows to me how much I mean to you."
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She has no shame in admitting this and sees nothing wrong with it?

I'm obligated to give loans to my dates?



But she added: "If it wasn't me, it was going to be other girls."
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Yeah, so that's why i can steal girlfriends at leisure and no one has the right to be mad :p
 
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The crazy thing is Tiger has been making about $100 million a year. If I were Tiger I would just cut her the check, and live it up.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Cutting his lost would be the ideal thing to do but from the way Tiger handled this whole situation, I highly doubt he will make such a bold move. It more likely he will cave in to his woman's ultimatum. This is an example of rich beta male.
 
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Yes a rich beta, but we must give Tiger credit for his insane desire to succeed. His ambition is legendary, and goes to show that most men possess a combination of Alpha and Beta traits. Typically, the man who is 150% one way or the other has a pretty bad time.
 
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backbreaker said:
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Tiger has kids.

If he had no kids then yes he is pathetic to give up golf for a girl.

But he has kids, so if he chooses golf, his children are going to be taken away from him.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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well hell this is **** he should have thought about when he was dipping his pen everyone but home

that marriage is done.

the trust is gone, tiger is never going to be happy and what if he takes off and she still leaves?

and let's be real, he probably doesn't WANT custody but will have every opprotunity to see his kids and be apart of their life. it's not like tiger is a deadbeat addict father or something.


the man tore his ACL in june of last year and has been out of golf for a while. in fact he JuST got back. how did that "break from golf" work for his marriage?

the man could not even walk and he was chasin tail.
 
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My question is this, him quitting golf, and just purchasing a 55 million dollar house, isn't his income gonna dry up?

Honestly if Tiger can change props, but the way he was sticking these chicks I don't know man, even Kobe got caught cheating again

peace
 
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He's doing the right thing. Vick had to go to jail, they had to see ratings and the money slump, and then he had to make a comeback. Same thing for Tiger. He's just getting the ole PR reboot. Golf will welcome him back for the ratings, he just needs to take a break, divorce his wife...then come back strong.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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this whole tiger woods things got me thinking

the pussifcation of america project is almost complete.

what tiger woods is doing is nothing new.

Bfore tiger there was Muhammad Ali. Before Muhammad Ali it was babe ruth. Before Babe ruth it was jack johnson.

never have I seen someone be so pussifed to quit a profession to fix a marriage.

Could you imagine muhammad ali getting ready to go to Ziare and fight Joe Fraizer, the hype building up and then it being cancelled becuase he "needs to take an infdefinate leave of absense" to fix his marriage.

Muhammad Ali just went and found someone else. and someone else. and someone else.

And contary to modern popular marketing myth, his rep was no worse for the wear. Jack johnson bedded white women before it was popular for black men to do so and the man lived a life that the normal PERSON let alone black person could ever dream of living he was so well off.
 
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I agree. That's why I posted the news that she demanded that he give up professional golf. I never would believe that he would actually do it!

Of course, giving up professional golf during the Northern Hemisphere winter is good timing. He could give up the game until April with no problem.
 
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no man.. he's going to be gone for a WHILE. like years. s
 
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no man.. he's going to be gone for a WHILE. like years. she doesn't trust him at all. he cant' travel alone.

think more like 2-3 years.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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