"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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throwing big parties...and keeping plates apart

dj_china

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so my birthday is coming up and I'm thinking of throwing a sick party. the problem is... all my plates would expect to be invited, and I don't really have a good reason not to invite them.

Also, my close friends are in 3 different social circles, and I think this would be a great opportunity to merge them, get them to meet each other, etc. I also happen to have one plate in each social circle. They know I'm not exclusive with them, but it would still be a pretty terrible idea for my plates to meet each other...

suggestions?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Thatfeel21

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I've had something similar happen before, although with only 2 plates. The key is to give them all equal attention, and to act like nothing is going on between any of these said girls cuz girls love drama. Whatever chick stays the latest gets the d1ck!
 

Crow

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This sounds like a recipe for disaster. Either throw separate parties or just invite your no. 1 plate. If they meet each other, expect hilarity to ensue.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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