"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Three gay guys have a crush on me

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Who Dares Win

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Well at least you can aim for an amazing circle jerk.

Ok no jokes, gay people for what I heard are very visual which means that you're not ugly if they come after you, you probably make some mistake when it comes of girls, approaching and dating.

So the solution are either to find out what needs to be fixed in your behaviour or get those guys to dress like women and buy alchool.
 

ERB

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Alright Don Juans, I know it's tempting to joke about this. As WDW said this is not a bad thing at all. I had a spell around 10-12 years ago when gay guys where all about me. Gays are usually particular about looks and style, good thing. Befriend them, explaining that you are straight. Can learn from these people.
 

NSX-R

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I feel you bro. All the gay people I meet have a crush on me. It's really annoying but it's a good signal because it shows that you are very handsome.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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dustmuffin

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He can be the conductor when they pull the train..
 

Dhoulmagus

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I've given up. I'm just waiting for a woman to fall from the sky.
 
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