"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Thread about words you don't want to be called.

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Canadian Catnip

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Was hanging out with this girl and she bumped into this guy who has a serious crush on her and is a complete AFC.

She was nice to him and all, the guy was attractive but a complete AFC.

After he left she turns to me and says. "That guy is a nice guy, I just wish he wasn't so... fragile".

Anyone else have some words that translate into AFC behavior?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LostAndConfused

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Heres some that have been said to me, these are among the worst of the worst that you can hear!!!!!

"Your one of the nicest/sweetest guys I know."


(from a girl 4+ years older than me): If I were your age I'd totally be dating you.

(laughing) "I love you!"

"I wish all guys were as nice as you!"


Oh heres the absolute worst I've gotten:
"Wow, you should date my daughter."
 
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Nexus Polaris

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You're my best girl friend with a penis.
 
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Maxfarsigth

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One of the things that have me working to become a DJ is exactly: being called stuff like the ones ill tell you. Gladly i havent heard them again in a long time. If I ever hear em again Id get the hell outa there, cause i think i know i will never be called like this again:

- "You are the best gentlemen on earth"
- "I think I could talk to you all day, you are my listening partner"
- "You are the nicest guy I know"
- "You are like a brother to me"

But: "I Love you (laughing)" ? WOW, really hope you wont ever be called like that again!
 
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"Wow, you should date my daughter."

Not today.. Today I only hit on ugly old women...... I like to see how much I can stomach.. Hahahaha.



(laughing) "I love you!"

Hahahaha. I love me too! Oh hey, gotta go, bye.



(from a girl 4+ years older than me): If I were your age I'd totally be dating you.

That's right. In 4 years I wouldn't even be looking at girls like you...... Unless you can afford a face list and tommy tuck.



"I wish all guys were as nice as you!"

B1tch!! Tell that to the christmas ferry.... Also, ask her to give you money for better clothes and hair due.



"Your one of the nicest/sweetest guys I know."

You know a lot of guys? I thought you were a slvt..
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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God...could be here for ever with this from my AFC days.

"I don't know why I don't fancy Tom. He's a mint lad"

"I am attracted to him, as a mate"

"you're more a shoulder to cry on"

"You're too respectful"
 
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