"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Thoughts of a convicted felon

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It's 4:25 on the westside. My minds drifting and shifting around like the sand though an hour glass. I feel as if I'm in a perpetual battle against time and each grain of sand that shimmys through is another moment thats lost forever. Time is chasing me through dark alleys. I wake in cold sweat and look at the red LED on my casio alarm clock and it hits me like a TON OF BRICKS. This is my life and I'm slowly dying one second at a time.

I sit up slowly and say to myself "self, you don't have any more options" I'm out of excuses. The liquor is invading my kidneys. PUKE. Now everything that was considered mundane turns into a Mark Twain like adventure. I decide to enter the game with a ZEN like RAZOR focus and never look back. It's a journey that few men take. It's a journey that few men make. But these are heros. These are space explorers. They write movies about these men.

Frank from middle management loves his job. Hell, Frank is the best guy in the world. Everyday for the last 6 and a half years he's done exactly the same thing and made a little bit of money doing it. He's accumlated a few nice things but nothing spectacular. His family loves him. But something is eating Frank alive. He knows that someday he will be dead and his legacy will be that of another cog in the machine. Frank could of scaled Evererst. Fought Terrorist. Frank could have Traveled the world chasing hot beautiful women of different cultures and soaking in the culture. Franks already dead he just doesn't know it yet.

BOOM. My mind is still foggy. I look in at the hourglass and see my relfection. I've taken risks. Not enough. I see people that want to see me fail. The room closes in on me. It's filled with everyone who has ever wished ill will upon me. Jealously. Envy. Hate. I see friends. I see family. I see Oprah? WTF? What the hell is Oprah doing there and where is Stedman? Oh, they broke up and she's banging Jamie Foxxx? Thanks GoD. I know J Foxxx was a DJ.

I've come to the reality that maybe no one really....I MEAN really wants me to live out my dreams. No one but myself. I'm the only one who lays in bed at night scheming on ways to come up in the world. Its a cold reality but the sooner you learn it the better of you will be.

Trials and tribulation make the man. GET REJECTED. Embrace it. It actually is HER loss. She'll end up with a FRANK. You? Well you may have a little bit of work to do on yourself but you'll never be FRANK. You couldn't live with that, could you? You get a drink tossed on you? Laugh it off. Then slap that hoe like she was Tina Turner circa 74. The choice is up to you my friends. The game is going on around us. Make that choice. Look at that clock. Your the type of guy they make movies about.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hiiiiiiiiiii Helooooooooo POINT!! POINT were are you boy come back point POINT I CANT SEE YOU POINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!

Whats the point of this thread?

Ninja out
 

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Now that's deep man.

very insperational.

too bad, times up for me. I wish I did more.
 

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Um, yeah... um... huh?!?

:confused:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Casino
I've come to the reality that maybe no one really....I MEAN really wants me to live out my dreams. No one but myself. I'm the only one who lays in bed at night scheming on ways to come up in the world. Its a cold reality but the sooner you learn it the better of you will be.

Trials and tribulation make the man. GET REJECTED. Embrace it. It actually is HER loss. She'll end up with a FRANK. You? Well you may have a little bit of work to do on yourself but you'll never be FRANK. You couldn't live with that, could you? You get a drink tossed on you? Laugh it off. Then slap that hoe like she was Tina Turner circa 74. The choice is up to you my friends. The game is going on around us. Make that choice. Look at that clock. Your the type of guy they make movies about.
I really like these last two paragraphs, especially the last one.
 

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nice writting! THanks for shaing.
 

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too bad, times up for me. I wish I did more.
What?? Your only 22...

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Lost - i wrote it last night. I think it was a combination of lack of sleep and the liquor talking
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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These are the type of thoughts I live with everyday. Great writing man.
 
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