"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thought this was funny... and pretty real if you understand women...

RangerMIke

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If you have jumped into the wild dog pit of on-line dating.... and you have a cat... and that cat is part of your profile, you are shooting yourself in the foot.

While a cat in your profile will reduce your chances of getting a connection by 7%, a dog will increase your chances by 20%.

The reason is having a cat makes you appear more narcissistic and feminine because cats actually exhibit very feminine characteristics. Women who are into men are not interested in un-masculine men. Get rid of the cat: get a dog, and you will improve your chances of getting a connection by 27%.

www.chron.com

Is your cat destroying your love life? This study says 'yes.'

Here's your permission to blame a crappy Valentine's on your feline friend.
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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In Neapolitan dialect cats are automatically female ("ah moosh") and dogs are automatically male ("aw carn").

I've always maintained this is no accident.
 
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