Hello Friend,

If this is your first visit to SoSuave, I would advise you to START HERE.

It will be the most efficient use of your time.

And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.

Thank you for visiting and have a great day!

Thought this was funny... and pretty real if you understand women...

RangerMIke

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If you have jumped into the wild dog pit of on-line dating.... and you have a cat... and that cat is part of your profile, you are shooting yourself in the foot.

While a cat in your profile will reduce your chances of getting a connection by 7%, a dog will increase your chances by 20%.

The reason is having a cat makes you appear more narcissistic and feminine because cats actually exhibit very feminine characteristics. Women who are into men are not interested in un-masculine men. Get rid of the cat: get a dog, and you will improve your chances of getting a connection by 27%.

 

Visionist

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In Neapolitan dialect cats are automatically female ("ah moosh") and dogs are automatically male ("aw carn").

I've always maintained this is no accident.
 
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