Thought this was funny... and pretty real if you understand women...

[RangerMIke]

If you have jumped into the wild dog pit of on-line dating.... and you have a cat... and that cat is part of your profile, you are shooting yourself in the foot.

While a cat in your profile will reduce your chances of getting a connection by 7%, a dog will increase your chances by 20%.

The reason is having a cat makes you appear more narcissistic and feminine because cats actually exhibit very feminine characteristics. Women who are into men are not interested in un-masculine men. Get rid of the cat: get a dog, and you will improve your chances of getting a connection by 27%.

Is your cat destroying your love life? This study says 'yes.'

Here's your permission to blame a crappy Valentine's on your feline friend.

www.chron.com

 

[Visionist]

In Neapolitan dialect cats are automatically female ("ah moosh") and dogs are automatically male ("aw carn").

I've always maintained this is no accident.