"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Thought of a good halloween costume

DJnoob

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Be a british royal guardsmen. Go into the club and just stand there motionless
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Mike32ct

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I got the banana suit. It's phallic and lends itself to some good c&f.

When she puts her arm around me to pose for a picture, I can say, "Hey, stop touching my banana lol."

Or if she teases me about the bright yellow, I can say, "Honey, I may be a banana, but I'm no fruit lol."
 

PapiChulo

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I am a pirate this year (not the gay type), makes it easier to hunt for the booty, pillage and plunder local joints. Gonna do a caveman next year.
 
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