"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Thought of a good halloween costume

DJnoob

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Be a british royal guardsmen. Go into the club and just stand there motionless
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mike32ct

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I got the banana suit. It's phallic and lends itself to some good c&f.

When she puts her arm around me to pose for a picture, I can say, "Hey, stop touching my banana lol."

Or if she teases me about the bright yellow, I can say, "Honey, I may be a banana, but I'm no fruit lol."
 

PapiChulo

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I am a pirate this year (not the gay type), makes it easier to hunt for the booty, pillage and plunder local joints. Gonna do a caveman next year.
 
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