Thought of a good halloween costume

[DJnoob]

Be a british royal guardsmen. Go into the club and just stand there motionless

 

[Mike32ct]

I got the banana suit. It's phallic and lends itself to some good c&f.

When she puts her arm around me to pose for a picture, I can say, "Hey, stop touching my banana lol."

Or if she teases me about the bright yellow, I can say, "Honey, I may be a banana, but I'm no fruit lol."

 

[PapiChulo]

I am a pirate this year (not the gay type), makes it easier to hunt for the booty, pillage and plunder local joints. Gonna do a caveman next year.