"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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It's because of his Australian accent. I've suffered from the same problem myself.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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samspade said:
These days it's Scarlet Johansson.
Oh, I love Scarlett Johansson. She's been funny on Saturday Night Live. And she looks sexy as hell in a red wig as the Black Widow (in Iron Man 2, and the upcoming Avengers movie). Seems like with a name like Scarlett she should have red hair anyway.
 

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I saw the Scarlett Johansen nude pics. Not bad, but not all that impressive either.
 

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I find Thor character boring myself like he has no personality, just mild daddy issues.

What scares me is this obsession with celebrities. Girls being in love with total douchebags. I fear the day when Clooney runs for president.

Do you think Hillary gets wet having conference with Ahmaniejad - total badguy?
 

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DanelMadr said:
Do you think Hillary gets wet having conference with Ahmaniejad - total badguy?
No, she knows that he isn't that powerful. The mainstream media plays it up like he's the leader of their country, the hildabeast knows better.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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samspade said:
Nevertheless I think it's natural for females to fantasize about glamor and celebrity, and to live vicariously through it if they can't experience it directly.
Men and women....though women do it to a greater extent.

I think we all know that lard ass who's always wearing some famous athlete's jersey and has every single stat of the best players memorized. This guy couldn't even manage a push up let alone play a sport. But that doesn't stop him from knowing more about sports than the ESPN sportscasters who at least get paid for their knowledge.
 

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Warrior74 said:
ubergay thread is ubergay
We know you're on Team Loki, Warrior74. It's OK.
 
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