penkitten
Master Don Juan
heh, they dont even discriminate on which gender you are here 
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
There might be one or two brothers writing in dialect, (silly young high schoolers trying to be 'fly') and the rest of us type in standard English, so there's no way you'd know unless it's mentioned.Originally posted by Alpine
I see a lot of threads about 'pimpin ma wheels' and bling bling snoopdoggyidiot v (insert some black boxers name) in da hud.
So I assume there are quite a lot of black guys on here but I haven't got a clue what they are saying.![]()
So I'm curious, what were you doing that seemed as if it were geared for white people?Originally posted by bfl
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But i was just curious, although the few times ive remembered to used this techniques they have worked most of the time.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Originally posted by Alpine
I see a lot of threads about 'pimpin ma wheels' and bling bling snoopdoggyidiot v (insert some black boxers name) in da hud.
So I assume there are quite a lot of black guys on here but I haven't got a clue what they are saying.![]()
Exactly. There was one thread in particular I remember that got closed called "Black DJ's". It was a good thread but it got locked for some reason.Originally posted by TheInfamousCBear
Nah....There were a couple that had no flaming in them, and the discussion was good cause people were asking questions and they were getting answered, and then they got closed...All well, aint nothing....
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.