“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"this" or "that"

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HUH!

Dude... dude this question made me cry, seriously. :mad: :(

If I **** my best friend, will I still be able to keep my girl I have my oneitis for?
If so, **** my best friend! I want the girl! And yes, my best friend is the one to give me all the *******!

:) or :(

Lol.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Saine
HUH!

Dude... dude this question made me cry, seriously. :mad: :(

If I **** my best friend, will I still be able to keep my girl I have my oneitis for?
If so, **** my best friend! I want the girl! And yes, my best friend is the one to give me all the *******!

:) or :(

Lol.
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F__ your best-friend and you still have a shot
Let him F___ her and you have heartbreak...

So, once again:

Have your male best-friend ƒuck a girl you have major oneitis for (and then have her fall for him)
- or -
ƒuck your bestfriend (and have a window of opportunity?
 
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Already answered that, I said **** my best friend. Read what I said.

Now answer mine, the smiley or the sadey.
 
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Originally posted by Saine
Already answered that, I said **** my best friend. Read what I said.

Now answer mine, the smiley or the sadey.
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I'm sorry, I don't follow, please explain...
 
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Don't worry about it: it wasn't a very good one.

Originally posted by MVPlaya
I'm sorry, I don't follow, please explain...
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:) or :(



:) for me.


Papercut on your eyeball? or have your nipples smashed on a brick by a hammer?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Re: Don't worry about it: it wasn't a very good one.

Originally posted by Von Neuen
:) or :(



:) for me.


Papercut on your eyeball? or have your nipples smashed on a brick by a hammer?
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OWWWWWW! I'd go with the nipples smashed.... omg makes my singe to think about papercut on eyeball....

ok...

Girl with super super fine body (10), but ugly face (like 3-4) - or girl with really gorgeous face (10 if you can imagine it) but real unshapely body (4-5)?
 
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Superfine body and not so good face.

Extremely tight pants that you could barely move around in or
baggy as hell pants that you might even trip if you dare run.
 
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baggy pants. Haven't read this threa dso will assume the following haven't been asked:

Sex with sister or French kissing your mother.

EDIT: but of course it has! I underestimate you people. Right, try this one instead.

getting a bl0wjob by your mother

or

Sucking c0ck on your dad.
 
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Get my **** sucked by my mother, I hated her.

Randomly choosing any official losers of this forum and have you suck his **** or drill a hole in a tree and have you **** that hole.
 
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ƒuck that tree in front of 50 people

Undergo sex-change surgery (genitals and facial restructuring through hormones)
. - OR -
Lose sight and hearing
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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lose sight and hearing, no more annoying chicks to listen to or ugs to look at... besides, you can always feel hottie's bodies!


Eat Dog crap

or

drink cat pee
 
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drink cat pee

Eat a girl's ass (full on rimjob)
- OR -
Suck a guy's c0ck

(Neither has good hygiene)
 
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lmao :D

Give a girl a rim job!

Would you rather have a penis that is 1.5 inches at full erection or a huge 14 inch **** that is thicker than a cucumber?
 
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Inch and a half d ick. I'm all ready having trouble with my zuchini-thick dong.


Eat someone else's shi t or shallow someone else's phlegm?
 
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Yum yum! :) I'd eat both! If you would force me to stick to just one though... I guess I'd have to settle for just the fecal matter.

Be Bill Gates or Be Don Juan DeMarco?

(DJD being alive today of course)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Is that a rhetorical question?! DJD!

Would you rather be the ugliest guy in the world but be the ULTIMATE Don Juan or be the hottest guy in the world and be the worlds biggest AFC???
 
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hottest, i wnt to do politics and ugly people just don't cut it... no matter their social tact. DJism could be learned. Although "ultimate" has a very appealing ring to it.

OK, would you rather:

DIE BETRAYING YOUR COUNTRY
. . . . . - OR -
AFTER WEEKS OF SPECULATION THAT YOU'RE INTO BESTIALITY, BE FOUND DEAD IN A STABLE IMPALED BY A HORSE'S C0CK.
 
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Surprisingly...

AFTER WEEKS OF SPECULATION THAT YOU'RE INTO BESTIALITY, BE FOUND DEAD IN A STABLE IMPALED BY A HORSE'S C0CK.
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Deep papercut on your gums (like, the gums under your front bottom teeth)? or papercut down your pee hole (like, a vertical papercut down your peehole)?

Diagram:

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Re: Re: Surprisingly...

Originally posted by GigaloDJ
haha nice diagram Von Neuen!!
i'll take the papercut in the gums.

would you rather have no balls or four balls? :D
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FOUR BALLS!

I would be droppin the only motherload of a money shot!

(did somebody say *******?)

Screw a 90 year old woman or a young goat?
 
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90 year old.

Screw HB6
- OR -
Threesome with HB10 and other guy
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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