"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"this" or "that"

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HUH!

Dude... dude this question made me cry, seriously. :mad: :(

If I **** my best friend, will I still be able to keep my girl I have my oneitis for?
If so, **** my best friend! I want the girl! And yes, my best friend is the one to give me all the *******!

:) or :(

Lol.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Saine
HUH!

Dude... dude this question made me cry, seriously. :mad: :(

If I **** my best friend, will I still be able to keep my girl I have my oneitis for?
If so, **** my best friend! I want the girl! And yes, my best friend is the one to give me all the *******!

:) or :(

Lol.
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F__ your best-friend and you still have a shot
Let him F___ her and you have heartbreak...

So, once again:

Have your male best-friend ƒuck a girl you have major oneitis for (and then have her fall for him)
- or -
ƒuck your bestfriend (and have a window of opportunity?
 
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Already answered that, I said **** my best friend. Read what I said.

Now answer mine, the smiley or the sadey.
 
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Originally posted by Saine
Already answered that, I said **** my best friend. Read what I said.

Now answer mine, the smiley or the sadey.
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I'm sorry, I don't follow, please explain...
 
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Don't worry about it: it wasn't a very good one.

Originally posted by MVPlaya
I'm sorry, I don't follow, please explain...
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:) or :(



:) for me.


Papercut on your eyeball? or have your nipples smashed on a brick by a hammer?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Re: Don't worry about it: it wasn't a very good one.

Originally posted by Von Neuen
:) or :(



:) for me.


Papercut on your eyeball? or have your nipples smashed on a brick by a hammer?
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OWWWWWW! I'd go with the nipples smashed.... omg makes my singe to think about papercut on eyeball....

ok...

Girl with super super fine body (10), but ugly face (like 3-4) - or girl with really gorgeous face (10 if you can imagine it) but real unshapely body (4-5)?
 
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Superfine body and not so good face.

Extremely tight pants that you could barely move around in or
baggy as hell pants that you might even trip if you dare run.
 
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baggy pants. Haven't read this threa dso will assume the following haven't been asked:

Sex with sister or French kissing your mother.

EDIT: but of course it has! I underestimate you people. Right, try this one instead.

getting a bl0wjob by your mother

or

Sucking c0ck on your dad.
 
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Get my **** sucked by my mother, I hated her.

Randomly choosing any official losers of this forum and have you suck his **** or drill a hole in a tree and have you **** that hole.
 
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ƒuck that tree in front of 50 people

Undergo sex-change surgery (genitals and facial restructuring through hormones)
. - OR -
Lose sight and hearing
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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lose sight and hearing, no more annoying chicks to listen to or ugs to look at... besides, you can always feel hottie's bodies!


Eat Dog crap

or

drink cat pee
 
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drink cat pee

Eat a girl's ass (full on rimjob)
- OR -
Suck a guy's c0ck

(Neither has good hygiene)
 
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lmao :D

Give a girl a rim job!

Would you rather have a penis that is 1.5 inches at full erection or a huge 14 inch **** that is thicker than a cucumber?
 
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Inch and a half d ick. I'm all ready having trouble with my zuchini-thick dong.


Eat someone else's shi t or shallow someone else's phlegm?
 
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Yum yum! :) I'd eat both! If you would force me to stick to just one though... I guess I'd have to settle for just the fecal matter.

Be Bill Gates or Be Don Juan DeMarco?

(DJD being alive today of course)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Is that a rhetorical question?! DJD!

Would you rather be the ugliest guy in the world but be the ULTIMATE Don Juan or be the hottest guy in the world and be the worlds biggest AFC???
 
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hottest, i wnt to do politics and ugly people just don't cut it... no matter their social tact. DJism could be learned. Although "ultimate" has a very appealing ring to it.

OK, would you rather:

DIE BETRAYING YOUR COUNTRY
. . . . . - OR -
AFTER WEEKS OF SPECULATION THAT YOU'RE INTO BESTIALITY, BE FOUND DEAD IN A STABLE IMPALED BY A HORSE'S C0CK.
 
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Surprisingly...

AFTER WEEKS OF SPECULATION THAT YOU'RE INTO BESTIALITY, BE FOUND DEAD IN A STABLE IMPALED BY A HORSE'S C0CK.
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Deep papercut on your gums (like, the gums under your front bottom teeth)? or papercut down your pee hole (like, a vertical papercut down your peehole)?

Diagram:

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Re: Re: Surprisingly...

Originally posted by GigaloDJ
haha nice diagram Von Neuen!!
i'll take the papercut in the gums.

would you rather have no balls or four balls? :D
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FOUR BALLS!

I would be droppin the only motherload of a money shot!

(did somebody say *******?)

Screw a 90 year old woman or a young goat?
 
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90 year old.

Screw HB6
- OR -
Threesome with HB10 and other guy
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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