http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jes-baker/sex-relationships-fat-girls_b_4453713.html
Try not to vomit gents.
Try not to vomit gents.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
This lovely message to fat women popped up on my FB feed.
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
warrior you know you like em chunky i don't even know why you are fronting lol
Did you look at those pictures? That's ain't chucky. I was on a committee with a chic who looks and dresses like that. Complete *****. The entire committee went to her house one night to hang out and relax, have a few drinks...smoke a few bowls. She starts confessing how she hasn't been laid in 5 years because men are intimidated by her intelligence. I really wanted to tell her it's because she's built like a chunky, snarky, tatted up, foul mouthed feminist cave troll with a shrill voice and sense of entitlement.backbreaker said:
It just ain't about the fat, its about the fat + awful personalities. Ain't nobody got time for that. If you're gonna be fat at least be pleasant and thankful.
This is curvy.
http://onemoremegan.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/curvygirls1.jpg
This is not.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2013-12-16-MB2.jpg
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
the sad thing is that girl would be pretty banging if she were 50 pound slighter. she's not ugly she's just fat as hell. which i mean, is ugly lol but you get what i mean.
a girl 50 pounds lighter with that hair with the red **** me pumps that's kinda hot. on her it's just gross tho
a girl 50 pounds lighter with that hair with the red **** me pumps that's kinda hot. on her it's just gross tho
Am I the only one that noticed that fat girl has purple hair? She could lose 50 lbs....he!! she could lose 100 lbs but the fact is she STILL has PURPLE HAIR. What does that scream to me? It says "Hey I'm the biggest feminist liberal whackjob of a b!tch you will EVER meet". Now I'm not one to really get into the whole politics thing most of the time, but being around women like this I can guarantee you every d@mn thing you do or say will turn into a political debate with her.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
i'm kinda digging the purple hair / red **** me pumps honestly. i could do that. it's an itneresting combo.
I mean i couldn't take her seriously lol, but that would be a fun friday night if i were single she were 50 pounds lighter.
I mean i couldn't take her seriously lol, but that would be a fun friday night if i were single she were 50 pounds lighter.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I once had to set up all the chairs for a cage fight in a warehouse. The chairs arrived late, and they were the flimsiest plastic folding chairs I have ever seen. I told my boss that I didn't think they would hold fat people.
A trainer of one of the fighters brought his wife, and that b!tch was huge! When they bought their tickets, I immediately started thinking about her in one of those chairs. I kept an eye on where she was sitting, and thankfully, I didn't miss the show. If chairs had personalities, this one would have been a fighter; poor chair lasted almost an hour. Then...BOOM!...the chair collapses without warning and dumps her flat on her back. Her big fat arms and legs were waving in the air - she looked like a cross between a beached whale and an upside down turtle.
Her husband helped her up, and told her that the chair must have been defective! She stood up the rest of the night, though.
A trainer of one of the fighters brought his wife, and that b!tch was huge! When they bought their tickets, I immediately started thinking about her in one of those chairs. I kept an eye on where she was sitting, and thankfully, I didn't miss the show. If chairs had personalities, this one would have been a fighter; poor chair lasted almost an hour. Then...BOOM!...the chair collapses without warning and dumps her flat on her back. Her big fat arms and legs were waving in the air - she looked like a cross between a beached whale and an upside down turtle.
Her husband helped her up, and told her that the chair must have been defective! She stood up the rest of the night, though.
Albatross953
Master Don Juan
How do I shoe horn that into my match profile? If you've ever broken a plastic chair, move on. Lmao
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Robert28 said:
Who could even see that coming. What a totally non predictable shock.backbreaker said:
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user43770
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This had me rolling.Bible_Belt said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Haha I thought the same thing.dasein said:
My dad tells this story from when he was a kid...Got set up on a blind date with a big girl, as it turned out. At the time where he lived you had to parallel park everywhere. He opens the car door for her and she gets in....The door got completely stuck on the curb.
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What a load of sh!t. No surprise it's a woman who wrote that article. They couldn't find a guy to give out compliments to these whales, unless he was one of these chubby chaser guys with a fat fetish.
I mean, look, if you're a woman and you're overweight, okay, I'm not going to hate you for it or call you names. I'll treat you like a normal person and I won't disrespect you. Just don't expect me to find you physically attractive.
I mean, look, if you're a woman and you're overweight, okay, I'm not going to hate you for it or call you names. I'll treat you like a normal person and I won't disrespect you. Just don't expect me to find you physically attractive.
Oh, as for the original topic...What a complete pile of horse****. Yet another attempt by the feminist left to designate fat chicks a protected class. And the second article like this from the huff post posted here in the last couple of weeks.
Male or female, there is nothing attractive or sexy about land whales. Propoganda campaigns won't change that brutal reality.
Male or female, there is nothing attractive or sexy about land whales. Propoganda campaigns won't change that brutal reality.
Exactly. It's not like you deserve bad treatment, but don't **** with the rest of us for not being attracted to it.zekko said:
But that's where we are, politically, these days it seems. It's not enough to simply tolerate and accept formerly marginalized groups. No, now you are a hater if you don't support and celebrate them too, even if they disgust you. Unless you aren't in favor with the self-appointed arbitors of all thus horse****....ie the type of people who write for and read the huff post....in which case it's open season on you on all fronts.
They can project, shame, and cajole all they want....I have exactly ZERO control over the fact that my **** won't get hard with a fat woman in the room.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.